Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Today, my ex-husband and the woman he left me for, also known as my sister, are getting married. On my birthday. My mom is gleefully helping plan the wedding. She seriously sees nothing wrong, and tells me to “stop being a Bitter Betty and be happy for your sister.” FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend accepted my mother's offer to have his wedding in our backyard. FML
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and my dad met for the first time. We discovered that they are each other's exes, and not only that, my girlfriend, whom I have been dating, hanging out, confiding with, being intimate with, shared each other's first times, and plan to marry, is actually my half-sister. FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
Every holiday turns into an episode of Jerry Springer.
perdix 31
Seems like family gatherings are going to be an orgy for everyone but you. Maybe they'll let you hold the camera.
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Comments (140)
srs26 9
Awkward...
Pendragon525 0
Wow. You have my sympathy. Have you considered relocating? Might be healthier than dealing with this Jerry Springeresque family situation. Good luck.
Dead_Fox 17
You live in a REALLY small town, don't you?
badactor009 0
Something tells me this is not going to be your last FML.
Torrey_Turner 12
you just need to say peace out to this situation
Rrhea77 1
Leave the family...that's a lotta shit to take in
specialexa 0
**** that. Seriously.
Tiffsinny 0
Omg, so sorry....
Azlein 0
If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.
letsgooo_fml 23
Well those family gatherings are gonna be awkward...