Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Today, my ex-husband and the woman he left me for, also known as my sister, are getting married. On my birthday. My mom is gleefully helping plan the wedding. She seriously sees nothing wrong, and tells me to “stop being a Bitter Betty and be happy for your sister.” FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend accepted my mother's offer to have his wedding in our backyard. FML
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and my dad met for the first time. We discovered that they are each other's exes, and not only that, my girlfriend, whom I have been dating, hanging out, confiding with, being intimate with, shared each other's first times, and plan to marry, is actually my half-sister. FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
Every holiday turns into an episode of Jerry Springer.
perdix 31
Seems like family gatherings are going to be an orgy for everyone but you. Maybe they'll let you hold the camera.
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Comments (140)
patzz12 0
HOLY SH!T thats funny as hell
Dcm210 19
maybe your sister likes sloppy seconds.
GatorPiss 2
How messed up is your sister for doing all that to you? Take advantage of the opportunity. Every girl he brings by gets to meet you. Revenge
Stylin_Since_97 10
Just imagine when one of you guys has a child, and they have a family tree project.
ComplexChris 3
Bummer!
anteup623 14
Suck mode, dear. Get a better boyfriend and this time tell him your sister's got the clap!
madeline1960 0
drama , drama , drama and more drama . I love it . invite me for thanksgiving dinner Lol
littletincknell 0
This sounds like a hilarious romantic. But it banteng with u and the ex getting together, cuz no one likes Hollywood endings like that...
iGoHam09 0
Sounds very awkward..could be turned into a Steve Carrell movie.
franceypants 0
ahahhah