Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Today, my ex-husband and the woman he left me for, also known as my sister, are getting married. On my birthday. My mom is gleefully helping plan the wedding. She seriously sees nothing wrong, and tells me to “stop being a Bitter Betty and be happy for your sister.” FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend accepted my mother's offer to have his wedding in our backyard. FML
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and my dad met for the first time. We discovered that they are each other's exes, and not only that, my girlfriend, whom I have been dating, hanging out, confiding with, being intimate with, shared each other's first times, and plan to marry, is actually my half-sister. FML
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saIty 17
Every holiday turns into an episode of Jerry Springer.
perdix 31
Seems like family gatherings are going to be an orgy for everyone but you. Maybe they'll let you hold the camera.
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Comments (140)
ndclover 3
Wow what's with these trashy Jerry Springer siblings? Good lord. Just tell her to enjoy your sloppy seconds and move on. Just makes it easier for you to not cry over your ex. In the future do not bring your future boyfriends around your sister. Who needs enemies when you have people like your sister? That's truly awful. You'd think family are supposed to be there for you but they sound like people you need to drop. That sucks you can't just drop them like that though since they are your family.
loserman67 36
So bring it full circle and **** your new step-dad! Is there a room somewhere in your double-wide where the two of you can bump ugly in private? I was really shocked to see your location as California and not West Virginia or Alabama...
crazyaces89 7
Now that is a true fml...sorry op
GSP101 0
Hopefully for OP, it will only be for the first few days. Or else. . . .
GSP101 0
*It will be awkward. Awkward like how I read the comment and it didn't make sense. :-(
ikickgingers 15
I thumbed you because you have gsp in your name. Just saying.
GSP101 0
Favorite fighter.
Joey44 15
ahahaha oh Lord...
leesh85k 0
You poor thing..:(
Daederoth 10
I don't know if anyone has already said it or not but Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!
ikickgingers 15
Fail
Ph03n1x1369 2
You may be a redneck if . . .
atomicbaboon 0
Hey. Could be worse. Your mom could be marrying your ex-boyfriend.
f_ck_U 23
Am i reading greek myths here ?