Today, my mom informed me that she wouldn't be joining the rest of the girls in the limo ride to the church for my wedding ceremony because she wants to have her car with her. Why? Because she is planning to leave my wedding reception half way through to go home and take her dog out to pee. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML
Today, I asked my fiancee to drive me to the airport for a business trip in a few days. She ranted angrily that she already had plans, so I asked my mom to take me instead. Now she's pissed and saying, "Why don't you just go marry your mommy, since she does everything for you?" FML
Today, my father-in-law left my wedding reception because he had to feed the dog. This would have been alright, if he hadn't been absent for nearly two hours. Apparently, just feeding the dog and leaving would have hurt the animal's feelings so he stayed to play with him for a while. FML
Today, my mother-in-law "borrowed" my dog without asking, to show him off to her friends. My dog is my service animal, and I'm not comfortable leaving the house without him. I have to be at work in an hour, and she's not picking up her phone. FML
Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML
Today, my wife is refusing to go on our honeymoon because the resort we chose won’t allow pets. She’s now angry with me for not checking before we booked the place, and is threatening divorce if I go without her. I told her we could just get a dog sitter, but she refuses. Oh well. FML
Today, my mom's dog bit my dad's girlfriend in the face. At my wedding. We did not know she was bringing her dog. FML
Today, my insane mother struck again. She refused to drive me to my doctor’s appointment for my asthma because the office won’t let her bring her precious doggo inside and it’s too cold to sit in the car with it. No, she won’t leave it at home like a normal person, and no it’s not a service dog. FML
Today, the same manager who wrote me up for missing work when my mom had had a stroke, thought it was perfectly acceptable to announce she was leaving work 6 hours early to take her dogs to the groomers. Apparently, that appointment was more urgent than me riding in an ambulance with my mother. FML
Today, my parents asked me if I would dog-sit for them while they go to my ex's wedding. FML
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eastmanwolf 0
#2 I'd think that her daughter's wedding is more important than this. If the dog is so important, she should have made plans for someone else to watch the dog that day so she could be there the whole time to support her daughter.
on_a_boat 0
I agree with #13. What's the big deal? Jesus she's not SKIPPING the whole freaking wedding here, there is nothing wrong with going home real quick to let the dog out so he/she doesn't pee all over the house. OP you might need to be less of a Bridezilla.
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DeadMansCrack 4
#135 I am completely with you.
Swan_fml 0
Geez, hire someone for an hour and have them do it!
Naheelawhatwhat 0
Well, we wouldnt want the dog pissing all over the house now would we? NO!! she had to do what she had to do so the dog wont destroy everything with it's piss. Bitchy bride much? Bride-ZILLA! It's not like she missed the actual wedding. Get the **** over yourself...it's about you and your new hubs.
shameonmedude 0
YOU SOUND LIKE A CRAZY SELFISH BITCH....I FEEL SORRY FOR HUSBAND! I HOPE THE DOG PEES ALL OVER YOUR WEDDING DRESS AND ALL OVER YOUR LIFE! BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DESERVE FOR BEING SUCH A JACKASS.....SHE DIDNT MISS THE ACTUALLY WEDDING YOU DUMBFUCK SO GET THE **** OVER IT YOU STUPID BITCH.
kellster 2
Where is that damned "so what?" button????
fmlreaderr 0
Wow some people commenting on this obviously do not have any idea of what the point of this FML is... the point isn't that the bride wants the dog to pee all over the house so her mom can be at her reception; the point is that she should be there with her daughter on one of the most important days of her life. It's just a dog peeing, she could have gotten someone else to do it for her. It's obvious that her mom means a lot to her and so does her presence. It IS her wedding day. Anyway, my dear OP, congratulations! Sucks that your mom had to go, but hey, it's your wedding day, what are you doing on FML? Go celebrate! And, #139, "shameonmedude"... calm the **** down... you must have some serious issues to have to come to FML and say that to someone.
catatonicsleep 17
132 So no one's going to marry us because we realise that people we love (and the things they love) are more important than our party plans? A wedding is just a wedding, doesn't matter how much money you throw into it, how many people you invite, what food you serve... None of that matters, or it shouldn't, if it does maybe you are getting married for the wrong reasons.
sheni_009 0
Not an FML. I agree, there should be a "so what" button. It's not an FML, but it's not a YDI either.
peanut_gallery 2
You should like a total Bridezilla. YDI x100
Colombus_fml 0
Dogs have to pee too, you know.