Today, after a long bike-ride home, I thought my roommate was being a douche and holding the door shut to our apartment. After about ten minutes of shoulder-slamming and name calling, I discovered that I just wasn't turning the key all the way, which I found out when my roomie came home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to make a dramatic exit after arguing with my flatmate. I slammed the door, but the handle broke, and I had to ask him for help to fix it. FML
Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to unlock my garage door. After shouting several profanities, my roommate walked up to me, turned the key the other way, and unlocked it. FML
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML
Today, I thought I could try and fix the broken door handle on my bedroom door. After a series of unsuccessful attempts, I got stuck inside my room. The only person who knew? My roommate, who was too busy playing loud video games to help. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the house. I panicked so hard and immediately started kicking the door, desperate to get my keys. My boyfriend, who I forgot was staying over, woke up and opened the door right as I kicked it, and the door smashed into his face. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML
Today, my roommate who stays out til 4 or 5 in the morning each night got her key to the dorm fixed. I've been having to stay up nightly to let her in (my normal bedtime being 12:00) How'd they fix it? Turns out it was never broken she was just putting the key in the slot wrong. FML
Today, I freaked out when I couldn't get my bathroom door open. After ten minutes of panic when thinking about how I'd be stuck there for at least 8 hours until my roommate would get home, and another five mentally going over survival skills, I realized that I had forgotten to unlock the door. FML
Today, my neighbor told me to stop pushing the elevator buttons and opening doors with my feet. I bitched him out, because he's been making a huge issue out of it for months. Right after, I realized I forgot my keys inside and he's the only person around who could let me back into the building. FML
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every1luvsboners 11
And behind door number one we have......oh wait, I can't get this damn thing open, shit. WTF is going on?
Jdeluxh 12
It's okay; doors are hard to figure out.
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Comments (101)
Adman567 9
First comment :P
kari931 0
Second
esme3101 0
learn to count dickface
genitalwartz69 0
Fail
optimusprime0069 8
Cant open a door? Theres an app for that.
esme3101 0
ha, I did that too except I ended up kicking it down :/
nalia18 8
Well now we know whos never gonna be a lock smith....
iamaleccarlson 0
Who wants be a locksmith?
alpaquette91 9
Typing "fail" for the first comment is unacceptable. Next tine they being a bit more unique.
fanceh 10
Pfft, doors are overrated. People go through windows now.
Nosrebor 8
37- your engrish is slightly understandable... Just barely though.
ikickgingers 15
34 I cannot get over the Bieber hair...
alpaquette91 9
Ugh you know, I typed this comment the first time, and it was lost. So I re typed it, but there was a delay so I couldn't go edit it. I'm usually very diligent when it comes to typing and fixing auto corrects.
cinderella10383 6
Here's your sign
nixter5 18
You "though" your roommate was being a douche? Am I the only one who caught that? Yes? Okay I'll shut up now.
goingsolo211 8
What a douche
kareltje 17
Idiot. You're not blonde, by any chance?
BobsUrAunty 2
you don't shoot rainbows out your ass, by any chance? people don't have to be blonde to do these kinds of things, you stereotypical idiot.
icadragoon 11
Well said, I don't quite understand why people have to down blondes so much. Some people wreak their hair just to become blonde.
cinderella10383 6
FeLol @ wreck their hair to be blonde what do you mean by wreck it? And it's fun to make fun of friends who are blonde my hubby is blonde and I always make fun of him and he makes fun of me by saying I must have been blonde in a previous life lol
13FTW 9
What the **** is a "FeLol"?
Georgieeporgiee 9
Sounds like something I'd do...
tittymagic 0
Actually BobsUrAuntie, I can shoot rainbows out my ass...
MeganCello 8
I think they mean that people dye and bleach their hair blonde.
Enigmax2514 7
So 74 your stomach can't digest all those skittles? And 76 stfu you're just plain random and dumb this is the issue of stereotyping not how they dye their hair
cheshire2012 13
76 was responding to 59 who was responding to 56 so uhh stfu
dagwoodsammich 0
**** you.
klovemachine 24
oopsie!!! this will good for a laugh someday.
BobsUrAunty 2
I have done that so many times -_-' except to get to our apartment, you have to key in a code to get into the complex. I always press the wrong numbers.
jswizzle_ 6
Cool story.
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
oops, my app stuffed up, that was supposed to be posted to a different FML.
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
Oh c'mon! Not again, my comment got posted to the wrong comment again!
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
FML, what's wrong with the app today, it's totally stuffed my commenting, -.-
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
Oops, my previous comment was supposed to go on a different FML.
Jdeluxh 12
It's okay; doors are hard to figure out.
purecpu 0
that sucks
every1luvsboners 11
And behind door number one we have......oh wait, I can't get this damn thing open, shit. WTF is going on?
every1luvsboners 11
The difference is that I'm not getting paid or give two ***** about your moronic opinion. If I'm such a "failing plight" why do you keep commenting under my comment? To get attention maybe. Bottom line: You're a failure in all aspects of life, move on.
LilTiki559 13
I Still like BoNers(: , he may not be perfect, but he's still pretty funny. Of course, most times, he's pretty damn FuCkiiN hilariousxD.
limeyemilyy 0
Sheesh... Try every conceivable option before a freakout next time?