Today, my mom informed me that she wouldn't be joining the rest of the girls in the limo ride to the church for my wedding ceremony because she wants to have her car with her. Why? Because she is planning to leave my wedding reception half way through to go home and take her dog out to pee. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML
Today, I asked my fiancee to drive me to the airport for a business trip in a few days. She ranted angrily that she already had plans, so I asked my mom to take me instead. Now she's pissed and saying, "Why don't you just go marry your mommy, since she does everything for you?" FML
Today, my father-in-law left my wedding reception because he had to feed the dog. This would have been alright, if he hadn't been absent for nearly two hours. Apparently, just feeding the dog and leaving would have hurt the animal's feelings so he stayed to play with him for a while. FML
Today, my mother-in-law "borrowed" my dog without asking, to show him off to her friends. My dog is my service animal, and I'm not comfortable leaving the house without him. I have to be at work in an hour, and she's not picking up her phone. FML
Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML
Today, my wife is refusing to go on our honeymoon because the resort we chose won’t allow pets. She’s now angry with me for not checking before we booked the place, and is threatening divorce if I go without her. I told her we could just get a dog sitter, but she refuses. Oh well. FML
Today, my mom's dog bit my dad's girlfriend in the face. At my wedding. We did not know she was bringing her dog. FML
Today, my insane mother struck again. She refused to drive me to my doctor’s appointment for my asthma because the office won’t let her bring her precious doggo inside and it’s too cold to sit in the car with it. No, she won’t leave it at home like a normal person, and no it’s not a service dog. FML
Today, the same manager who wrote me up for missing work when my mom had had a stroke, thought it was perfectly acceptable to announce she was leaving work 6 hours early to take her dogs to the groomers. Apparently, that appointment was more urgent than me riding in an ambulance with my mother. FML
Today, my parents asked me if I would dog-sit for them while they go to my ex's wedding. FML
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eastmanwolf 0
#2 I'd think that her daughter's wedding is more important than this. If the dog is so important, she should have made plans for someone else to watch the dog that day so she could be there the whole time to support her daughter.
on_a_boat 0
I agree with #13. What's the big deal? Jesus she's not SKIPPING the whole freaking wedding here, there is nothing wrong with going home real quick to let the dog out so he/she doesn't pee all over the house. OP you might need to be less of a Bridezilla.
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Comments (180)
THE_A_TEEN 28
Geez, such heartless assholes here..
crazyrunnergirl 7
At least she came?
Flesheatinmonkey 3
Uninvite her
Sevenfoldist6661 2
She should have just left her dog at your house. That way, if she can't make it back, because her spoiled daughter doesn't understand animals can't take themselves out to go to the bathroom, the dog can just piss and crap all over your house!
Sarraahh_fml 6
Frick get over yourself. She's only going to be gone 30 minutes tops? What is she supposed to give up something that she loves? Anyone who owns a dog knows what I'm saying. Her dog is always there for her no matter what. And since you're getting married and kids are probably in the future you won't always be there. For the major things, yeah sure, but little things matter too. I love my dog and would HAPPILY leave MY OWN wedding to let him out to pee.
fantasyworld 39
She still needs to let the dog out.
mattbaker 17
lock the dog in the bathroom
GnaR_KiLL5150 12
It's either that or the dog ruins her carpet. Statistically you will get married again and maybe the dog won't be around next time.
SmallTownUSA 11
I'm sure you'll have to pee at some point during your festivities as well and like you animals have to use the bathroom too.. At least she's not missing any of the wedding.
bonermonkey 31
How spoiled are all the people acting like this really is a horrific thing to do? Dog needs to be, she's only gonna let him out and come back right? Bloody hell.