Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. My doctor said it was okay to eat, so, I had some mashed potatoes. Apparently, my body disagreed with the doctor, because I threw up. Because my face was so swollen, it didn't make it out my mouth. It went through my nose instead. I literally blew chunks. FML
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100percent_bored 0
I am so sorry, feel better!
Nicolacatt 0
Would make one he'll of a viddeo on America's Funniest
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100percent_bored 0
I am so sorry, feel better!
mitchiv13 0
CHUNKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MrsDruidess 23
sorry OP, same thing happened to me after mine were removed, but I hadn't eaten, it was two matching streams of blood on the carpet.
Seti_fml 0
at least you're past the worst of it :-/ gl OP.
Nicolacatt 0
Would make one he'll of a viddeo on America's Funniest
020266t 5
that makes total sense
poper123 0
aww, yuck!
effthis 0
ewwwww
girandwogpig 0
you know what makes it worse??? Chunks is her dog??? ^_^
ShenziSixaxis 0
Get a life you fucktard.
rukiafujioka 0
That would be hilarious to see in person-sorry, it must have hurt! Hope you feel better!
Luckster 0
I never trust what the dentist says anymore. They told me my wisdoms were coming in perfectly straight, so it wouldn't be a requirement to remove them. Guess who's missing a few molars because of the damage?
TruVisionary 0
the reason she threw up was probably on account of the amount of blood she may have swallowed causing emesis. your dentist, on the other hand, is an asshole.
whatmarielsaid 0
bahahahahha 'blew chunks'. good one. get well soon. + send your dentist a douchebag in the mail. ;D
Shizden 0
He knew that would happen. All dentists are evil super villains plotting to take over the world. o.O
waterynuggets 0
FYL. I need mine out, too. :(