Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered my mom had sold all of our summer clothes over the winter on eBay because we're short on cash. However, I am allowed to cut off the sleeves of all my long sleeve shirts and the legs off my jeans to stay cool in the summer. Nothing's more attractive than looking trashy, right? FML
Today, I asked my mom to buy me new shorts. She bought fluffy bubble shorts. I'm a 20 year-old guy. FML
Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML
Today, my mom walked out on me, abandoning her 16-year-old and taking $100 and a dog, all because I refused to wear women's panties. I would have been perfectly fine wearing them if I weren't a man. FML
Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had been hiding all my leggings and yoga pants from me. Upon asking her, she admitted that she was jealous that my butt is bigger than hers, and that when I wear those types of pants, it's like I'm "rubbing it in". FML
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Shrike 24
^ Translation: "I have no actual comeback, so I'll just make shit up about being in a prestigious school, as if that has any relation to what's being said anyway."
maskedman 9
Is your mother a pimp?
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Comments (147)
upallnight11 19
What's wrong with her? That isn't any of her business.
fakedsincerity 32
Hem them so at least they're not jagged!
wynnona 17
What the hell mum??
chosha_fml 27
Better find a good hiding place for the new ones.
Sheh_fml 25
Cut up her clothes too. And I would take her money to buy new clothes, because if she damages your property, I cannot see why she shouldn't be the one to pay for it.
KayZeep 3
I hear ya. My mom thinks I'm too conservative with dating/men too.
someguy314159265 15
Out of curiosity, what does your mother normally dress like? If it's as I suspect, perhaps it would be in order to replace her stuff with extremely conservative clothing just to show her.
Fmldirection69 8
Yikes. I don't like showing that much skin so i don't wear shorts like ever. That must suck.
rickyblair 16
Wow..that's really ****** up.
Omniprism 15
Well at least your mother has a high regard for your legs. Maybe when buying new jeans (and she should pay) buy a nice pair of actual shorts or a skirt.