Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML
Today, my mum came over and helped me sort out my spare room. It was great, we found so many things I'd forgotten I had! Including anal beads. FML
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said, "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML
Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML
Today, my parents were helping me move flats. The only box to spring open was the box containing condoms and copious amounts of napkins for clean up. They spilled all over the road as my dad was carrying it. My mum picked them up. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
greenfairy_fml 0
you're lucky! If my mom found condoms in my room she would flip the hell out.
Bauer_fml 0
Wait, so you are upset that your mother cleaned your room, found your toys, and didn't say anything about it? Am I missing something here?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (105)
Paigeth 0
LMAO! That is so epic.
MCart_fml 0
#15, #40, I was thinking the exact same thing.. #51, does it matter? It's good to be prepared.
graceeleandra 0
anything for bondage thats worth using isnt in a 'kit'. if u live with yr mom, u deserve it
Zvezdomir 0
a bondage kit? wow
source_fml 0
A bondage kit? Things like that do not come in kit format. You were probably ripped off.
i_am_tiff_21 0
At least she didn't throw them away and gave you a lecture about it. One time my dad found my vibrators that I was hiding and put them on a shelf out in the open. My parents also have no problem with me using toys, but they don't want me to have sex with men without going on the pill.
SickOrSane 0
Upon discovering the bondage kit, "... I could put this to better use."
skybrink 0
Your mom is either really laidback or used to seeing those items.
gossamerstarsxx 0
lmfao.
Sammara 0
Your mom sounds awesome. Though it's a little sad that she is still cleaning your room when you're old enough to own those things...