Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML
Today, my mum came over and helped me sort out my spare room. It was great, we found so many things I'd forgotten I had! Including anal beads. FML
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said, "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML
Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML
Today, my parents were helping me move flats. The only box to spring open was the box containing condoms and copious amounts of napkins for clean up. They spilled all over the road as my dad was carrying it. My mum picked them up. FML
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greenfairy_fml 0
you're lucky! If my mom found condoms in my room she would flip the hell out.
Bauer_fml 0
Wait, so you are upset that your mother cleaned your room, found your toys, and didn't say anything about it? Am I missing something here?
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Comments (105)
alwaysalady 0
Take a dictionary, cut a hole through it about a half an inch from the edge of the pages. wood glue the pages together. insert your toys into the hollow book. place on shelf. You will never have that problem again.
Daiyuki 5
Paranoid much?
tweetylover8402 0
At least she knows you're being safe and using condoms! She must have done something right!
red_apples 0
LOL@ #15.
Serse87 0
That happened to me once, except we were exchanging laptop cases and inside she found condoms and lube. Placed them in a shoebox with my other things.
diana_aaa 0
ROFL that is extremely embarrassing. Nice mom though!
ridiculous_gnome 0
i guess she will know what to give you the next birthday...
Delinas 0
Aww... thats adorable
dickinabox 0
I wish my mom would clean my room.
baroness 0
and now you know where that stuff belongs! i assume the bondage kit is missing as payment.
Silas_fml 0
One wonders if the real FML here is hidden within the unknown fate of the bondage kit.
alissa_roar 6
Very good point.