Today, I attended the wrong funeral. I spent twenty minutes trying to hide and walk away without being too conspicuous. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I joined the wrong funeral procession, because I thought everyone gathering outside was there for my uncle, so I followed them into the chapel and even hugged two strangers. I didn't realize my mistake until someone started talking about a man I'd never heard of. I had to quietly sneak out in the middle of the service. FML
Today, I was mistaken for an employee at my grandmother's funeral. There were only twelve of us there, all family. FML
Today, it was my uncle's funeral. As we were in the cars behind the hearse, I lost sight of it in traffic, ended up taking a wrong turn, and getting lost… As did half the cars behind me, who also didn’t know where the crematorium was, and just kept following me. We delayed the funeral quite a bit. FML
Today, I was at my grandma's funeral. While giving the eulogy, I accidentally mixed up "You will be missed" and "You won't be forgotten" and instead said "You won't be missed." FML
Today, while driving in a funeral procession I was distracted, missed my turn and yelled "God dammit!" I'm the funeral director; the Priest was in the car with me as I led the funeral the wrong way. FML
Today, I walked into the wrong classroom, sat down, took notes for ten minutes, and only realized my mistake when the professor asked me to introduce myself and explain why I was there. I wasn’t even enrolled in the class. FML
Today, I was set to meet my friends at a new, trendy café. I arrived early, eager to impress, but ended up walking into the wrong café and got stuck for an hour engaged in a disturbing conversation about serial killers with a total stranger who'd deludedly mistaken me for a long-lost friend. FML
Today, I went to a friend's party, only to realize I was in the wrong apartment, after getting the address confused. Instead of awkwardly leaving, I stayed for a bit and pretended I was someone’s cousin. I was oddly suspicious that no one noticed me mingling, but then it turned out to be a shady MLM recruitment party for a leggings company. FML
Today, I was meeting up with a friend in a town. He said he was at the restaurant we were going to meet at; I was too. Turns out I was in the wrong town. FML
Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML
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Top comments
kisalycorsis34 0
How do you attend the wrong funeral? Did you notice at the beginning, or when you went to give the eulogy for "Great-grandma Suzy" and looked in the coffin to see some Chinese guy??? No, but really, I'd say it's an FML for the dead person, because they're.... kinda dead. You're just sort of an idiot.
COLOMBIANxDEVIL 2
I did that once. it's no big deal just pretend to cry and see of you can get sad person sex.
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Comments (41)
DavLynn 4
just say that it was your mom
4bidden 0
Uhh good one...?
dirtyblond 4
no.that'll jinx it
COLOMBIANxDEVIL 2
I did that once. it's no big deal just pretend to cry and see of you can get sad person sex.
AnagenisisZagus 13
You sick, sick maniacal genius.
locura1991 0
Lmaooooo ^^ instead of wedding crashers it will be herse chasers
Pineapple_pops 1
Is that even possible?
junkboy 4
eh, people make mistakes. it's okay mahn
crissybear 8
ha ha ha that's funny...
Heffir 0
how did you go to the wrong funeral? ydi
kisalycorsis34 0
How do you attend the wrong funeral? Did you notice at the beginning, or when you went to give the eulogy for "Great-grandma Suzy" and looked in the coffin to see some Chinese guy??? No, but really, I'd say it's an FML for the dead person, because they're.... kinda dead. You're just sort of an idiot.
cheex87 0
lmao!!! your comment totally made my morning!
IcyHell 0
FML for the dead person? What? Dead persons don't even have a life to begin with.
Suchagoonnn 4
^ says the person behind the computer on fml. haha jk
fthku 13
Actually, they do have a life to begin with. Death would be the end of said life.
insanesna1l 0
haha well said.
CoCoFoShoHoe 0
Wouldn't it be, "FMD" instead of life?
IrishWildMan 3
Well, it's about time for me to be hitting the ole dusty trail...
SmallyBigs 9
Win.
lickerassholes 0
lol
KY_Jelly 10
Hmmm... Your intelligence is astounding, OP. Better luck next time.