Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked weed once. She's now threatening to sell my car, tell my boss, and ban me from seeing my fiancée. I'm 24. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, my mom called me screaming and cussing because she found pot in my room. I come home and my dad says, "I hid some pot in your room and I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML
Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML
Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because, "Nobody's that happy without drugs." FML
Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML
Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML
Today, my mother went through my bag and found what she thought was rolling papers. I was yelled at and called a stupid pothead with no future. They were facial blotting papers. FML
Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML
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Top comments
xoxoblondee 31
She should turn you in to the police, you pot smoking fiend. Clearly a danger to society! *comment overflows with sarcasm*
LilMissCanadian 22
Your mom is a bit extreme.
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Comments (69)
randomguy76 14
The result of government brainwashing and negative connotations to a harmless substance..... Sorry, my instincts as an activist kicked in..
lil_ham1644 29
inhaling smoke is always harmful. the whole "weed is a plant, and plants are good" argument is invalid. so is tobacco & that's bad for people. sorry for my rants, but my grandfather passed away a few months ago from lung cancer because he smoked from when he was 14 until about 15 years ago.
Ichiya 29
Weed is not harmless. Sure it may have some benefits, but it changes the chemistry of your brain and after continued use may make your brain unable to function the way it needs to without the chemicals in the weed you smoke. Any substance that alters brain chemistry should be used in moderation and only when necessary. In other words as long as a doctor feels it will benefit you and they monitor its effects weed should be fine. Its like anything else you put in your body only put what and how much your body needs or it will have negative effects on your health. Even some vitamins are leathal in certain levels.
batman169 21
See everyone commenting is brainwashed too. ;-; I understand what you're saying and you're right. sorry there's lots of dumb people.
randomguy76 14
#53 Brain chemistry is only altered in those who are heavy smokers... Anything is excess can potentially be bad for you and cannabis is no exception.
DaRito 25
56 - Have you considered that not everyone who doesn't agree with you is brainwashed? The studies on harmfulness seem to be about a 50/50 between sides.
Ichiya 29
59 that is false... the feeling of getting high that you like from smoking weed is the result of the chemicals in the weed changing the chemical balance in the brain and alters the neural pathways in the brain.
whitevenom 12
Being "high" means your brain is being altered
kelzo5 5
It's not the inhaling smoke that is extremely harmful, it's tobacco. Tobacco contains chemicals that can cause cancer, but weed can't
randomguy76 14
64- Look up the real reason cannabis was made illegal... You may not like what you find.
RockstarJAy 16
My uncle had heart failure two months ago just about. He stopped smoking until a week or two ago; it pisses me off that he continued his habit even after it caused his heart failure.
GhostFox 34
Sorry, but smoke from any source, particuraly plant sources, forms tar in the lungs when it meets the moisture there. Not to mention that is can trigger schizophrenia, psychosis, comas, cause apoplexies, weight disorders, heart problems, blood pressure problems, depression... So saying it is "harmless" is as much of a load of bullshit as saying that alcohol is good for you. And all that is barely touching on the damage tar buildup would cause over the years. If people want to use it, fine, but people need to stop spreading misinformation about how it is a 'harmless' substance, just like people need to stop glamorizing alcohol and ignoring the damage it causes over time even with only 'occasional' frequency.
lilchica22001 22
Wow....weed isn't a drug and it's legal now in like 14 states with most of the other states decriminalizing it and only issuing a fine. Tell your mom to brush the cobwebs from her vag and pull the stick out of her bum!
Replyka 17
It is a drug, just an increasingly legal one
littlekellilee 45
Just because something is legal in some places doesn't mean it isn't a drug. Put the blunt down and think for a second. Besides, a person can be morally against a legal action and act this way as well.
Jackimo98 24
Advil is a drug, coffee is a drug, heroin is a drug, weed is a drug. Weed is a useful, fun, and reasonably safe one but it's still a drug.
batman169 21
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
#21 it isn't a drug. it's a medicinal herb that has many health benefits. the federal government labeled it as a "drug" so they could criminalize it and make it so legally you have to take things that poison your body.
DoomedGemini 38
No, it's a drug. Alcohol is a drug too, yet it's legal. Drug doesn't mean bad, medications are drugs.
whitevenom 12
Not sure how "useful" it is
GhostFox 34
Drugs are anything that alter the normal chemical based processes in a being in any manner. It does have some merits in treating pain that is unaffected by other medication, or in cases where the patient cannot be put on other medication for pain, but in both those cases the refined form is more useful in controlling the symptoms while minimizing risks of contaminates and avoiding the hazard associated with inhaling plant based smoke.
Jackimo98 24
#77 it has tons of medicinal uses, please educate yourself. Also, bottom line, it's useful for getting baked
Hop6e 22
Maybe a bit extreme but 24? Maybe u should stop with the pot then?
Jackimo98 24
He said he smoked it once, which could have been when he was a teenager.
love_me_electric 20
Meanwhile, my mom has offered me pot several times even though I have no interest lol.
RememberSchlitz 9
You're 24, so your mom is about... 50-ish? So she was born in the 1960s and came of age in the mid to late 1970s... yet she never smoked weed. Yes, I absolutely believe that to be 100% true.
Soparot 29
I don't know why this got downvoted. I was thinking the exact same thing! Op should just ask her mother if she ever smoked weed and see what she says. I bet if she answers honestly it will be yes, even if it were only once.
gracehi 33
I highly doubt that literally every single young person in the seventies smoked weed. People would likely say of my generation that we all had sex and got drunk in highschool, but not I. As with all stereotypes, there will be exceptions here and there.
bobjope 17
Unless she lives with you tell her to go **** herself.
gunzerker 8
Are you still living at home?
rainbowsRlove 15
wow sounds like she needs a good toke herself. my wife is a pothead she's successful beautiful and don't flip out unless we run out of her favorite ice cream lol
whitevenom 12
There's something to be proud about
JPayneBro 9
Do you live with her? Cause if not, tell her to f**k off.
sailorsaturn10 5
Unless her name is on any of the paper work for the car I don't think she can sell it. If she does anyway I'm sure you could get the cops involved. Also unless you smoked it recently a drug test would prove to your boss that you didn't smoke pot.