Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML
Today, my mom was on the phone while we went grocery shopping. Apparently, her phone call was more important because she just left me stranded in the store. FML
Today, I got lost at Best Buy. Meanwhile, my mom freaked out, and they called out my name over the intercom. When I walked up to the desk and they saw I was 17, the employees burst out laughing. FML
Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML
Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML
Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML
Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML
Today, I went to Wal-Mart with my mom. She kept telling me to put my keys away so I wouldn't lose them. After a few times, I got annoyed and yelled at her. When we got back to her house, I realized I'd lost my keys. FML
Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML
Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML
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122vanessa122 5
lmfao. awwwee. your mom must REALLY love you. ...lol ;)
emina_fml 0
oh gosh
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Comments (261)
NGM_KID 0
Were you born on a Feb.29?.....cause if you were, you'd be 5 years old, so that gives your mom a reason to be worried.....lol.....and why would a 5 year old be driving?
Sixers01 0
... I don't even want to start to explain to you how stupid that comment was. Just shut up.
Thatgirl299 15
Let me explain this to you; on the years that aren't leap years his birthday would have been on March 1st. Got it?
Trix_Disorder 20
LOL. That sounds a bit ridiculous. I'm surprised this got through. Does she have some sort of mental problem?
goathumpy 0
Something almost exactly like this was posted like a week or two ago.
beetman5 4
did it say isle too? it's aisle in a store. isle in an ocean.
ellebell 0
...you dont live with your parents do you??? because if you do then you probably brought that on yourself...
Hiphopopotamoose 0
I agree with #8. If you are 22 years old, you should be able to spell aisle correctly...
ben26_fml 0
thats very embarrassing but why were you at win-dixie with your mom when your 22 in the first place?
xClarkGable 0
hahahah. Oh my Lord.
ryan__h 1
#s 8 and 17 it was one letter, get over it.
mattmag 0
she needs medical attention. but ydi for shopping at winn-dixie. seriously, you don't have any better supermarkets in your area?
fml27 0
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh bull shit