Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML
Today, my mom was on the phone while we went grocery shopping. Apparently, her phone call was more important because she just left me stranded in the store. FML
Today, I got lost at Best Buy. Meanwhile, my mom freaked out, and they called out my name over the intercom. When I walked up to the desk and they saw I was 17, the employees burst out laughing. FML
Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML
Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML
Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML
Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML
Today, I went to Wal-Mart with my mom. She kept telling me to put my keys away so I wouldn't lose them. After a few times, I got annoyed and yelled at her. When we got back to her house, I realized I'd lost my keys. FML
Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML
Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML
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122vanessa122 5
lmfao. awwwee. your mom must REALLY love you. ...lol ;)
emina_fml 0
oh gosh
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Comments (261)
sammyg 0
#8 you obviously don't understand the post. he went to a different isle, as in another way to spell island.
TryToBeKind 0
I don't care HOW old you are. Grow the hell up and start treating your parents with more respect. If you start acting your age, MAYBE she'll start treating you that way.
jewnose 0
Whats a "Winn-Dixie"??????
tisiphone_fml 0
Grocery store chain.
anonymous8_fml 0
I bet she thought you were going to a different isle, not a different aisle.
LolCows 0
agree with #16 and #18
Futt_Buck 0
All this happened Because of Winn Dixie. Get it? My attempt at humor based on a children's book. Hahaha this comment phailz...
Think_Tink 0
#75...WTF? your rant is unnecessary and lacks reasoning. I worked at Target throughout college and I believe the story. Mainly cause I probably made a dozen or so pages just like this. Some parents just don't get it.
iluvpink5 0
omg... ur mom cares about u lol
_comic_ 0
People are dumb. Maybe this did happen, who cares if someone wrote one like it. And I hope you all realize that moderators RE-WRITE these, to make sound better, more realistic and what not. Maybe the moderator spelt the word wrong. Either way, who the eff cares.
samburger 0
@46 You're a dumbass. There's one 2 blocks away from my house open and functioning.