Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML
Today, my mom was on the phone while we went grocery shopping. Apparently, her phone call was more important because she just left me stranded in the store. FML
Today, I got lost at Best Buy. Meanwhile, my mom freaked out, and they called out my name over the intercom. When I walked up to the desk and they saw I was 17, the employees burst out laughing. FML
Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML
Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML
Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML
Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML
Today, I went to Wal-Mart with my mom. She kept telling me to put my keys away so I wouldn't lose them. After a few times, I got annoyed and yelled at her. When we got back to her house, I realized I'd lost my keys. FML
Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML
Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML
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122vanessa122 5
lmfao. awwwee. your mom must REALLY love you. ...lol ;)
emina_fml 0
oh gosh
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Comments (261)
shannanigans 0
winn dixie is a grocery store i call bs on this thoughh
yeahreally 6
Lol what a sight to have seen i wish i was there!!! lmfao
Alex_Marie 0
Dude, your mom is a dumbass, lmao. And so ******* what if they shop at Winn-Dixie's? Not everyone can afford Whole Foods Market.
Jaywin 3
My mom still calls to make sure I'm eating healthy and taking my vitamins and I live on my own lol. I get where you're coming from OP.
amykillswitch 0
#31 Winn-dixie is a southern chain (I think but I could be wrong) of supermarkets. It's kind of like food lion but smaller. There used to be one where I lived but the shopping center got sold to someone else. Your mom sounds a bit nuts but for some reason I can see mine doing the same thing, which is what I avoid my house as much as possible.
thinkinghurtzzz 0
this is a repost. i've read something exactly like this on this website before he just changed a couple stuff around.
killface_fml 0
Another one of these?
ZombieKnickers_fml 8
I've actually seen this happen to someone in a store. I feel sorry for you. And for your mum. Also, not everyone is perfect at spelling and typos do occur. Seriously, grammar Nazis need to get out more.
maryellenbaby 0
lmfao my favorite by farr.
bunnygirl 2
your mom might have a mental problem that both of you don't yet know about