Today, my mom and I had an argument about my laziness. We did this as I was eating uncooked rice because I didn't want to have to walk to the kitchen and put it into the microwave. FML
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Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, I came home from school and went upstairs to sit on the balcony. I walked past my mom and said hello. She then got mad at me because I didn't ask how her day was. She said I should stay in my room and that I don't deserve dinner because I don't value her tasks in the house. FML
Today, my dad was making a sandwich in the kitchen. Hungry, I snuck in and grabbed it, running back to my room and devouring it. Later at dinner, he dumped a whole scoop of rice in my lap. We all ended up laughing as we cleaned it. FML
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, I had to explain very slowly to my mum why she cannot put metal cutlery in the microwave. She did it anyway. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML
Today, my stupid drunk dad was yelling for food and since my mum needed to finish her taxes before midnight, I told him to STFU and passed him prawn fried rice, which he told me to shove up my ass. I threw it in the bin, since he's the only meat eater in the family. When she'd finished, she yelled at me instead of him. FML
Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML
Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML
Today, my mother decided to cook dinner for us and used rice that she had in her cupboard. While helping out, I stirred the dish and noticed black flecks. Turns out they were rice weevils. She tried to convince me it was "burnt garlic" and served it to the rest of the family. FML
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GrooveSponge 0
I'm assuming you didn't win the argument.
DaveDave7 3
wow that's really lazy
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Comments (139)
ToxicMystery 0
I bet that tasted nasty XD
Yreffoeg 0
Who the **** microwaves rice? Invest in a rice cooker, or maybe something simple called a stove?
Troll_Doll 0
I guess you don't go out grocery shopping much, huh? Uncle Ben's. He allows all the fine people of the world to microwave rice and it tastes just as good as you'd get from a rice cook or stove. Also, stoves are not more simple than microwaves.
Troll_Doll 0
*cooker
jtsmanj 0
I would have done the same thing bro
aleishabunton 0
that's laziness and how old r u
ecascio2010 9
uncooked rice? disgusting. get off your fat ass and do something, you deserve to be held at for being that ******* lazy bitch.
ohmygodthatsux 0
you're giving us non lazy americans a bad reputation -_-
laughingasian 0
I'm surprised you're not lazy enough not to post this.
brknankls 5
same thing i do
Mattxy8 5
you deserve it, to everyone who put "YDI" then you are lazy too, I dont feel like typing 9 extra words. FATASSES.
MichaelKrush 0
9 extra letters! jackass.
coolboy675 16
wait, you put RAW UNCOOKED rice in the microwave to cook it? Did you expect enough moisture to build up as it was heated?
monnanon 14
You get special microwave packets of rice now, they are Ok but the rice tastes a bit rubbery.