Today, my mom and I had an argument about my laziness. We did this as I was eating uncooked rice because I didn't want to have to walk to the kitchen and put it into the microwave. FML
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Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, I came home from school and went upstairs to sit on the balcony. I walked past my mom and said hello. She then got mad at me because I didn't ask how her day was. She said I should stay in my room and that I don't deserve dinner because I don't value her tasks in the house. FML
Today, my dad was making a sandwich in the kitchen. Hungry, I snuck in and grabbed it, running back to my room and devouring it. Later at dinner, he dumped a whole scoop of rice in my lap. We all ended up laughing as we cleaned it. FML
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, I had to explain very slowly to my mum why she cannot put metal cutlery in the microwave. She did it anyway. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML
Today, my stupid drunk dad was yelling for food and since my mum needed to finish her taxes before midnight, I told him to STFU and passed him prawn fried rice, which he told me to shove up my ass. I threw it in the bin, since he's the only meat eater in the family. When she'd finished, she yelled at me instead of him. FML
Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML
Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML
Today, my mother decided to cook dinner for us and used rice that she had in her cupboard. While helping out, I stirred the dish and noticed black flecks. Turns out they were rice weevils. She tried to convince me it was "burnt garlic" and served it to the rest of the family. FML
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GrooveSponge 0
I'm assuming you didn't win the argument.
DaveDave7 3
wow that's really lazy
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Comments (139)
msj1093 0
that's not cool. why would you fml something that is in your complete control
Ann23 7
you probably would of saved time just walking to the microwave instead of arguing..
kinga08 0
And energy, since OP is so damn lazy. Is it even possible to eat uncooked rice? That's just disgusting and takes lazy to a whole new level.
Ann23 7
haha I know right! I feel sorry for his mom having to put up with that!
ballbearing 10
you are ridiculous and deserve it.
legitak15 0
wow that sounds like something i would do
HomeAl0ne 20
I couldn't be bothered arguing about whether I was lazy or not. BTW, how did you convince her to bring you the uncooked rice to where you were sitting?
SaharNar 0
lazy ass :D
NianRakluz 0
Is there a button here for YFDI?
Just_ol_Kole 0
oh so sad... they can't be a little more expressive
dunner12 0
you're a loser. let me guess you're single and still a virgin... YDI
NianRakluz 0
and 13 and your mom screams at you for using a tampon and shaving your privates.
Just_ol_Kole 0
and the neighbors think you're a ***** because your mom is screaming so loud they can hear it
BariumDeep 0
See, if you'd just said, "Yup, sure am", she'd be out of arguements in one swoop, and you could get back to your raw rice in peace.
wooptheresheis 1
FAT ASS FAT ASS....... This world is DOOM cuz of u people......FAT ASS LAZY PEOPLE