Today, my mom and I had an argument about my laziness. We did this as I was eating uncooked rice because I didn't want to have to walk to the kitchen and put it into the microwave. FML
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Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, I came home from school and went upstairs to sit on the balcony. I walked past my mom and said hello. She then got mad at me because I didn't ask how her day was. She said I should stay in my room and that I don't deserve dinner because I don't value her tasks in the house. FML
Today, my dad was making a sandwich in the kitchen. Hungry, I snuck in and grabbed it, running back to my room and devouring it. Later at dinner, he dumped a whole scoop of rice in my lap. We all ended up laughing as we cleaned it. FML
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, I had to explain very slowly to my mum why she cannot put metal cutlery in the microwave. She did it anyway. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML
Today, my stupid drunk dad was yelling for food and since my mum needed to finish her taxes before midnight, I told him to STFU and passed him prawn fried rice, which he told me to shove up my ass. I threw it in the bin, since he's the only meat eater in the family. When she'd finished, she yelled at me instead of him. FML
Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML
Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML
Today, my mother decided to cook dinner for us and used rice that she had in her cupboard. While helping out, I stirred the dish and noticed black flecks. Turns out they were rice weevils. She tried to convince me it was "burnt garlic" and served it to the rest of the family. FML
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GrooveSponge 0
I'm assuming you didn't win the argument.
DaveDave7 3
wow that's really lazy
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Comments (139)
make_me_smile 4
shouldn't thus be ur moms FML,not urs?
tay0721 4
sounds like laziness… maybe next time you will win the argument... unless it's to mush work lol
sephoraprincess 7
smooth.
AshleyDxA 0
lmaoo that's really lazy I would so it also lol
kekeshayeshaye 4
how'd you get the rice if you weren't even in the kitchen anyways?
Just_ol_Kole 0
you don't want that vaj sweat stinkin up all your pants now do ya? just throw some rice in there and it will soak that shit right up!
Brettersson 0
jesus christ man
nani11 0
ha so unhealthy.. both lazyness & raw rice lol
Troll_Doll 0
Thank you, Boners. I will look at rice in a new way now because of your comment. But in all seriousness, wouldn't your fresh pocket rice you're offering be flavored with dick sweat...?
Crystalosophy 0
Maybe you're depressed?