Today, my mom and I had an argument about my laziness. We did this as I was eating uncooked rice because I didn't want to have to walk to the kitchen and put it into the microwave. FML
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Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, I came home from school and went upstairs to sit on the balcony. I walked past my mom and said hello. She then got mad at me because I didn't ask how her day was. She said I should stay in my room and that I don't deserve dinner because I don't value her tasks in the house. FML
Today, my dad was making a sandwich in the kitchen. Hungry, I snuck in and grabbed it, running back to my room and devouring it. Later at dinner, he dumped a whole scoop of rice in my lap. We all ended up laughing as we cleaned it. FML
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, I had to explain very slowly to my mum why she cannot put metal cutlery in the microwave. She did it anyway. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML
Today, my stupid drunk dad was yelling for food and since my mum needed to finish her taxes before midnight, I told him to STFU and passed him prawn fried rice, which he told me to shove up my ass. I threw it in the bin, since he's the only meat eater in the family. When she'd finished, she yelled at me instead of him. FML
Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML
Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML
Today, my mother decided to cook dinner for us and used rice that she had in her cupboard. While helping out, I stirred the dish and noticed black flecks. Turns out they were rice weevils. She tried to convince me it was "burnt garlic" and served it to the rest of the family. FML
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GrooveSponge 0
I'm assuming you didn't win the argument.
DaveDave7 3
wow that's really lazy
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Comments (139)
jordanalexis97 0
Woah. How much do you weigh?! lol
redbluegreen 41
Why would their weight be relevant?
jordanalexis97 0
It was about her being lazy? Usually when you're lazy, you gain weight. Just sayin.
redbluegreen 41
You didn't ask if she gained weight, you asked what her weight was. Just sayin'.
jordanalexis97 0
lol wow
illmatic2 16
Whenever I get lazy I lose weight, believe it or not.
shrimp1234 4
haha fatty make a funny (if you are fat)
lmaoatall 6
hate to see what you would do with a raw piece of poultry?!?!
amiemariej 0
you can't even absorb nutrients from uncookled rice, you might as well not be eating anything.. this is just wrong
aardvarkish 17
It takes more effort to chew raw rice than cook it. Ergo: Heroically nonlazy.
SpectSelf 0
how the hell do you eat uncooked rice?
rawr9able 4
You eat it.
SpectSelf 0
thanks Captain Obvious
KayleseSunshine 0
That's exactly what I was thinking, you most definatley deserve it.
rawr9able 4
You're welcome lieutenant sarcasm.
SpectSelf 0
funny
BaskenRobin 2
I think I just puked in my mouth a little bit after reading that. Lol.
Zdog101 0
ohhh dats rough
Jaxx66 21
why did you argue with her? it's obviously true.
Zdog101 0
how far is the microwave????
babyydolly 0
haha I was thinking the same thing how far could the kitchen possibly be?
meggieh815 0
yeah, plus they had to go to the kitchen to get the rice. hahaha :)
Jupsi_fml 12
"I own a 120 floors building. The kitchen is at the ground floor, my room at the 120th. FML"