CASH_NoMOMEY
Windsor, United States
Today, my main source of income is finding money on the ground. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
APoorGuy
Chevy Chase, United States
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
gas money
Reno, United States
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
sdauner
United States
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that a street performer makes more money than I do. I have a full time job at the bank. FML
Anonymous
Saskatoon, Canada
Today, I'm so poor that I've been scrounging around my house all day trying to find quarters and dimes so that I can buy myself a cup of coffee tomorrow. FML
talwin
Reserved
Today, I discovered that the more money I earn, the more my personal belongings break down on me. FML
ripped
Canada
Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML
Celina
United States
Today, I have -$700 in my current account, $500 from overdraft fees because I spent money they told me I had. I don't get paid till the 15th and when I cash in my paycheck all of it will go to bringing me even. So the $9 I found in my wallet this morning will have to last me untill the 30th. FML
Anonymous
Meritocracy, amirite?
Today, I worked for 4 hours and made $28.00. I have $1500 of bills coming due soon. FML
baconistasty27
San Diego, United States
Today, I spent my afternoon rummaging through old jeans and other pants, due to being broke and needing cash for ramen. FML
Top comments
kurodansei 16
I'd say keep your head up. But I dont want you to miss your next payday.
Markovski 18
Print out resumes and go around shops handing them out!
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Comments (87)
tranced_ 45
Money, it's a gas Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash..
SweetasCandy0609 28
I hope your luck turns around for you OP and that you find a job soon.
KwtWaffles 15
better dust off that resume
Captain_Debilos_fml 13
You can also make up degrees or jobs on your resume
erin55378 17
Lets hope you're following behind Bill Gates considering it isn't worth his time to pick up a $100 he dropped.
91hayek 31
plot twist: OP is a stripper and someone was making it rain.
a1_z9 10
Alternative plot twist: OP is playing Skyrim. Joking aside, I hope their situation improves, that's no way to live your life man.
slackerjoe 22
or making it hail. a la danial tosh.
taytwat 7
apparently, people think you haven't already had the idea to go apply places. I wish you the best of luck!
R2Y2 22
Been there man, best of luck to ya! Go around stores and ask for applications :)
ButtBooger 9
And your diet consists of dropped crumbs. You must love hanging around ponds, waiting for people to throw bread at the ducks.
gearhead369 20
What a crappy thing to say, shame on you!!!
ButtBooger 9
No, it would be crappy for me to say he searches for cow chips.
gearhead369 20
You are what's wrong with society. Take a hike
ButtBooger 9
Are you offering to pay for my hiking trip? Is this a date? Should I shove my **** down your throat?
gearhead369 20
Good one. Real original too! I would pass, but if you're really nice and you pay your boyfriend he may do that for you. Oh wait, you couldn't get anything even if you paid....
interesting33 37
I don't get it, is the big insult calling OP a duck? What are cow chips? Is being called a duck that offensive? :)
ohSNAPyall 27
"Apply for jobs" is not helpful advice, y'all. Considering that OP is worried because he doesn't have a job, he's probably already tried this.
bagofpopkern 18
and your profile picture suits your comment! :-)