CASH_NoMOMEY
Windsor, United States
Today, my main source of income is finding money on the ground. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
APoorGuy
Chevy Chase, United States
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
gas money
Reno, United States
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
sdauner
United States
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that a street performer makes more money than I do. I have a full time job at the bank. FML
Anonymous
Saskatoon, Canada
Today, I'm so poor that I've been scrounging around my house all day trying to find quarters and dimes so that I can buy myself a cup of coffee tomorrow. FML
talwin
Reserved
Today, I discovered that the more money I earn, the more my personal belongings break down on me. FML
ripped
Canada
Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML
Celina
United States
Today, I have -$700 in my current account, $500 from overdraft fees because I spent money they told me I had. I don't get paid till the 15th and when I cash in my paycheck all of it will go to bringing me even. So the $9 I found in my wallet this morning will have to last me untill the 30th. FML
Anonymous
Meritocracy, amirite?
Today, I worked for 4 hours and made $28.00. I have $1500 of bills coming due soon. FML
baconistasty27
San Diego, United States
Today, I spent my afternoon rummaging through old jeans and other pants, due to being broke and needing cash for ramen. FML
Top comments
kurodansei 16
I'd say keep your head up. But I dont want you to miss your next payday.
Markovski 18
Print out resumes and go around shops handing them out!
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Comments (87)
joelp232 17
it looks like its time to get a job
gearhead369 20
Good luck finding a job, OP. It'll turn around for you!
dakatabg 31
Tax free
zenkuru 14
The struggle is real
IWishIWasObama 12
did you lose your job because of weed?
Captain_Debilos_fml 13
he ate all the weed instead of selling it
HoboMeth 36
Sperm bank
maxpaine1337 7
I would say keep your head up champ.. but in your situation its better keep it down. best of luck op. hope things get better.
dirah__ 13
get a job
JKPwnage 27
I suggest working at Target or Cub Foods. They always seem to have empty cashiers. Otherwise, I suggest Costco, because you make a livable wage, the coworkers are like family, and all sort of other benefits.
interesting33 37
Make a 'treasure map' of the best places to find money on the ground? Then sell it..