Today, my main source of income is finding money on the ground. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Today, I found out that a street performer makes more money than I do. I have a full time job at the bank. FML
Today, I'm so poor that I've been scrounging around my house all day trying to find quarters and dimes so that I can buy myself a cup of coffee tomorrow. FML
Today, I discovered that the more money I earn, the more my personal belongings break down on me. FML
Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML
Today, I have -$700 in my current account, $500 from overdraft fees because I spent money they told me I had. I don't get paid till the 15th and when I cash in my paycheck all of it will go to bringing me even. So the $9 I found in my wallet this morning will have to last me untill the 30th. FML
Meritocracy, amirite?
Today, I worked for 4 hours and made $28.00. I have $1500 of bills coming due soon. FML
Today, I spent my afternoon rummaging through old jeans and other pants, due to being broke and needing cash for ramen. FML
Top comments
kurodansei 16
I'd say keep your head up. But I dont want you to miss your next payday.
Markovski 18
Print out resumes and go around shops handing them out!
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Comments (87)
Hildy93 21
Are you homeless?
Captain_Debilos_fml 13
There are works on the internet that don't require qualifications, such as amazon mechanicalturk
TheNiceOne 20
*Drops penny on the ground* I'll invest in you even if no one else will. :)
cat_overlord 13
What a COINcidence! That the same thing for me, and to make sure I don't get robbed, I keep it on my sock.
rockwrench 18
So, hows that working out for you?
apcsox 18
I know the feels OP, I've been there before, right after the wife ran off with another man and left me with the bills
monkeebabes 3
obviously not that poor if you can afford a cell phone with data or a computer which means you have a place to live and internet... or youre just a 14 year old troll thinking your life is so tuff.
KelpytheG 1
Shit that's all I do for money. Of course I am only 14
KelpytheG 1
Seriously though, get off your ass and get a job.