Today, my main source of income is finding money on the ground. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Today, I found out that a street performer makes more money than I do. I have a full time job at the bank. FML
Today, I'm so poor that I've been scrounging around my house all day trying to find quarters and dimes so that I can buy myself a cup of coffee tomorrow. FML
Today, I discovered that the more money I earn, the more my personal belongings break down on me. FML
Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML
Today, I have -$700 in my current account, $500 from overdraft fees because I spent money they told me I had. I don't get paid till the 15th and when I cash in my paycheck all of it will go to bringing me even. So the $9 I found in my wallet this morning will have to last me untill the 30th. FML
Meritocracy, amirite?
Today, I worked for 4 hours and made $28.00. I have $1500 of bills coming due soon. FML
Today, I spent my afternoon rummaging through old jeans and other pants, due to being broke and needing cash for ramen. FML
Top comments
kurodansei 16
I'd say keep your head up. But I dont want you to miss your next payday.
Markovski 18
Print out resumes and go around shops handing them out!
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danimal_crackerz 26
Op, look for odd jobs from neighbors, family or anyone. Go to places like Burger King if you must and apply there. Ask a family member to stay there, get some money and try to go to college and get a degree. Nobody will make you be successful or help unless you ask.
ENCOURAGER 12
And we all look at this and say "why America"
captainsmegma 12
There are plenty of highway on ramps.Get you some cardboard.
brvnnx 18
That sucks, I hope your life turns around
zenrael 21
Just today, or everyday you damn bum?
Dean__Winchester 16
Just don't try and steal some guy's candy bar. They're pretty skilled in Nick JR responses.
MelTheGreat 23
Welcome to college.
jimmysixx 12
when someone asks what you do for a living, tell them you're a treasure hunter
nysucker 8
I'll say it how it is. Today if you want to work there is plenty opportunities so I would say don't be lazy go out and work hard!! After some time it will get easier and hopefully more money but work is always available
thenielsens 12
Hey man if your not satisfied with your current position in life that's on you. Gotta get a job bra