Meritocracy, amirite?
Today, I worked for 4 hours and made $28.00. I have $1500 of bills coming due soon. FML
Today, I worked for 4 hours and made $28.00. I have $1500 of bills coming due soon. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, getting home from a long day at work, I checked the mail and saw three envelopes from the IRS. Apparently I now owe over $4,000. I only have $2 in my bank account. FML
Today, I have -$700 in my current account, $500 from overdraft fees because I spent money they told me I had. I don't get paid till the 15th and when I cash in my paycheck all of it will go to bringing me even. So the $9 I found in my wallet this morning will have to last me untill the 30th. FML
Today, I thought I was having a nice day at work, until I had a client who paid me $376 in rolls made of 0.05 and 0.10. It took me an hour to count. FML
Today, I'm jobless and picked up transcription work online. I typed furiously all day. I have made a grand total of $2.06. FML
Today, I did my budget. I have a good job, make decent money, and work full time, but without including any flexible spending items like groceries, I make $32 less than my bills each month. FML
Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML
Today, a lady came into my workplace to pay her $120 bill in one dollar bills. I kept losing count. FML
Today, after about 8 hours of working and making huge orders, I received my share of tips. It was only a quarter. One single quarter. FML
Today, I got my first paycheck after getting a new job so I could pay rent. It was only $387.19, even after working overtime. My rent is $515. FML
Today, I woke up with severe back pain and about $100 missing from my paycheck. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Well, only 210-1/4 hours to go until you're Even Steven! Drink lots of coffee! Hopefully, your workplace provides free coffee or you'll have to work more hours to cover that cost.
RichardPencil 32
$28.00/4 hours = $7.00/hour Can't get over the math error!
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Comments (2)
Michael Sawyer 11
it is called minimum wage and taxes. Guess you should fide a job that pays more that $7.50 an hour
Grizz8831 14
this is actually the right advice... this scenario shouldn't be a thing but it is. find a better job, or look into what schooling is free right now (my area is nursing due to not enough nurses). get more than 1 part time job. you have options especially with how many people are quiting and trading up. it's unfair, I get it, been there, but you gotta do more than complain on here.
RichardPencil 32
$28.00/4 hours = $7.00/hour Can't get over the math error!
RichardPencil 32
Well, only 210-1/4 hours to go until you're Even Steven! Drink lots of coffee! Hopefully, your workplace provides free coffee or you'll have to work more hours to cover that cost.