Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend got extremely drunk and insisted that we left the Skype call on all night so it was like I was there with him. I woke up to the sound of him vomiting loudly at 3am. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a romantic weekend away at a hotel. What is he doing now? On his computer looking up stuff on Craigslist while I am watching t.v. alone. FML
Today, it's been a week since I flew down to stay with my long-distance boyfriend. We went on long walks on the shore, under the stars, and had an unforgettable picnic viewing the sunset. I just now received a message of screenshots displaying him attempting to hook up with another girl. FML
Today, I wanted to spend some time with my girl, but she was more interested in her phone and 90 Day Fiancé. Bored, I went to play video games. Ten minutes later, she came looking for me and yelled that I clearly prefer video games to her. FML
Today, I saw that my ex-boyfriend was online and had no plans. I felt extreme happiness knowing he had no life. Then I realized that I was online and had no plans. FML
Today, all I wanted was to spend some time with my husband, since we're always very busy. He couldn't be bothered to put down his video game. Guess I'm forever alone, even in a relationship. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
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BeeSkwaird 0
Did you communicate that that wasn't what you had in mind? If not, YDI for not understanding this well-known difference between guys and girls. The fact that he thanked you shows the time you'd just spent "together" online was very meaningful for him—and exactly what he was looking for. Trust me, most guys can do something in the general proximity of someone else and then walk away feeling it as having been a bonding time. Go talk about it with him.
Ommis 0
at least you spent time hearing each other breathe XD. better than some can say.
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Comments (79)
sireen 0
long distance is tough :/ might want to think twice.
AmoraLynn 6
Oh that bites, I just got Skype so I can talk with mine who is moving soon. He was showing me how to use it last night and I was first row center to the Dr. Horrible Sing Along Blog....didn't do much talking but I still enjoyed seeing him act goofy. Let him know that next time you want to chat a bit if you're on the video since you can only make one call at a time, so if he doesn't feel like chatting you can still IM and have the video free for others. Good luck! LD relationships are hard hope things work out for you!
jd254 2
YDI for sure. this doesn't just happen. u let it happen. at least your bf knows how to enjoy himself. you sound like a typical uptight...
IceCubez 0
What if this was one of those hundred different stupid websites? =O
oopsie_daisy8446 0
11ty! Bahahahah
poeticpunk77 0
Not to be jerk, but YDI only for sitting there the whole time and not saying anything.
jaybirdka 0
Sounds like a winner!
beepmeep 0
mylifeisaverage.com is so much better
sublime93 0
So? Get over it
misstaylatot 0
awww. :/ long distance relationships are hard. good luck with it.
invisibledamage 2
As long as you both talk enough and keep in touch and visit regularly, long distance relationships are just like any other relationship. Some people even have long distance marriages sometimes due to visa complications, and since she's from Singapore, that could be one of the reasons. Apparently, she does need some good luck wishes since he didn't even pay attention to her on Skype.