Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory." When I told him that it was disgusting, he said, "last time, I just peed on you in the shower." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, while on a picnic with my boyfriend, he got a little drunk. All of a sudden, he got up, pulled his pants down and pissed all over me. His excuse? "Just marking my territory." FML
Today, I found out that even though my boyfriend thinks that peeing on me in the shower is acceptable, he will still freak out and call me disgusting if I try to use the toilet while he's taking a shower. FML
Today, my boyfriend was disgusted because I dropped a Skittle on the floor and ate it. He thought peeing on me in the shower was just fine. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
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greenlime_fml 3
3- People aren't saying its dirty to pee in the shower, just that its gross to pee on your gf in the shower.
Badboy6 5
hahaa funny.. lol but nasty u got a weirdo bf
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Comments (146)
Laurendorcus 0
I agree snickerdoodle, Neck tattoos are sooo gross! I dont really care for any tattoos, but I really, really dont get the whole names of your bf/gf thing.
IJustLuled 0
Wasn't there an FML where Someone's Boyfriend peed on them in the shower? This also reminds me of R-kelly for a certain reason.
irsmeagol 0
I WANT TO PISS ON YOU!!
givants 0
the good thing about long distance relationships is that the only thong you need to do to end it is hang up the phone or close the chat
zuuzuu_fml 0
and why the *** did u waste ur time and cook him dinner?? YDI u might as well have licked his bumhole and thanked him for cheating on you!!
CallMeHush 1
Alllllllright, now off to bed with you eh? Come back and play when you can remember where you are. ;D
babybubz 0
lmao
Freeze_fml 17
Wrong FML, #33. edit: Aw, that commenting too much warning canceled my reply.
p3rfect_ins4nity 0
wow this Ginger bitch has issues...do u seriously sit on fml all day long waiting to comment on new fmls? u have issues get a life u stupid ****!
babybubz 0
O.O
lolroflmao 0
Well *somebody* woke up on the wrong side of the park bench :-/
vaebouria 0
you know snikerdoodles, by giving us that whole bullshit stuff saying your not going to brag about it and shit is pretty much the same thing as doing it.
AntiChrist7 0
Don't date freaks. YDI
MQ_was_here 0
Thank you^^ Snickerdoodles? I'm no hater but everytime I hear the word "snooty", your comments come to mind.
logand 3
your boyfriend is only a filthy pig and if you accept that, next time he will poo on you