Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. While I was asleep, he drew a face on my stomach and when I woke up he was talking to it. He said it would be less weird if he was talking to my stomach with a face on it, representing the baby. According to him, our child is going to have a mustache. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited, and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious, he's been searching for high-calorie foods for babies. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, my husband jolted in bed and while still half-asleep said, "I had a nightmare; I dreamt we had a kid." I'm 8 months pregnant. FML
Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm Dad." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a $300 cooler for Valentine's Day. When I asked what he got me, he pointed at my stomach. I'm 3 months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
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5t3ff1k4h 47
At least he wants something to do with the baby.
mammer 0
At least he's going to be a real father, and not a dead beat.
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Comments (328)
Raleigh_bruh 7
Your boyfriend has a weird sense of humor?
cody1992 0
that's funny
ilikesquarebutts 0
would be an fml if u woke up to dash maka over your stomach an him holding a knife
comatoast 0
#6 it looks like someone poured you into that outfit.....and then they forgot to stop pouring
cparrenas 3
i think it's cute.
Jessi2487 0
weird is not a strong enough word
MrBrick 0
It'sa me, baby Mario!
Kimberly_Isabel 7
I don't think your life sucks. You BF just cute and funny.
iSitt 0
so he's happy to be a daddy that's admirable
justin_brdfrd 0
lmao at #8
nyrangers1022 6
so #6 is the same fat kid who keeps killing me on COD. fat nerds need lives outside video games
pertained 12
baby mario doesnnt have a mustache
Mortanious 0
42 your comment gave me a really good laugh!
runtothehills 0
hey, everthpught that they where OVER 20? i meen what aren't would let there daughters boyfriend come in at 8am ish and wright on there daughters stomach. they probably have their own place. think a bit
runtothehills 0
what parent* I ment to say
TaylorTotsYumm 10
I predict a full on abortion debate in the near future.
marie93uso 0
#8 I honestly thought that's where this fml was gonna go :) aww I think that's kinda sweet! at least he wants his baby!
rstroupe 0
just be ******* happy he wants to be there instead of running off, ******* bitches!!
katTKD 0
103- exactly, I agree. be thankful op!
hoodiegurl 0
ahah win
deuce8301 2
that is pretty funny. I don't think it's weird. he could have kicked in the stomach upon hearing the word pregnant. that would have been a fml. I have 2 kids and they are awesome. I'm 27 btw *******.
supernice 0
no one else finds it sad that our generation thinks it's normal to be more happy that he stayed then that they are having a child together?
GravyTrain918 6
6 is hot
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
organisedchaos again speaks the truth.
hannahpie45 0
this wouldn't be a fyl, it be f the babys life instead, for having an idiot father
amerrah 4
Calm Down #94! Geez, did someone shit in your mailbox this morning or something?! Thats terrible to tell someone to get an abortion, especially since you dont know them. Maybe her bf would feel awkward just talking to her stomach. So he would draw a face on to be more comfortable. And talking to the baby while in the womb promotes brain development ^^
arc794 0
Well I hope it's a boy.
supernice 0
how is this f the babys life, because his/her dad has a sense of humor? I mean really, maybe she would be upset because she now has a face drawn on her bit that really is not bad.
teesa4 0
Cody 1992 your fat!!!!!!!!!
pitterpatter 11
LOL @49. but yeah, i think that's funny. :] it's cute that he's talking to the baby in your tummy, haha.
UnluckyDom 0
ORLYNAO.
FarSide 23
that's going to be one fugly daughter for you two.
claudiame 0
wow what's with the pic?
MXavierT 0
This will be an fml when the face talks back.
niirah 0
wow #94. I think you forgot your meds today dude.
kittykataclysm 0
lmao he's a good bf :)
Thunderbender 2
Runtothehills need to run to the hills. . . and stay there.
Spenny1515 0
dear god 94, stfu. Perhaps you are one of the 'sack-of-shit' children you mentioned.
MissLadyLuck15 7
Damn :)
izumi_fml 0
hey guess what reported ... and i think its cute
AXWhitticoax 0
Out of that ENTIRE post, you decided to only correct THAT word?
YouNoGoodAtThisD 0
This isn't bad. At all.
PurpleMonkeysFor 0
I agree this isn't bad at all. so your boyfriend has a sence on humor? it's pretty much impossible for babies to have facial hair (in some rare cases they may have a bit of like "peach fuzz" but it's just a face so he isn't talking to your stomach. give your bf a break op he sounds like a great guy
imthatguythatdid 0
OP do u have a problem with mustaches? if so plz redirect your attention to my pic :)
sk8rchick97 0
haha that's not bad that's kinda cute at least he gives a damn about u and the baby and he didn't just leave u when he found out god give him a break!
22cute 17
Agreed, that's super cute! He will make a great Dad. You? Not so much a great parent.
SomeRussianGirl 3
That actually made me laugh lol.
louisstephen 8
That's cute! Why can't people post real fmls? This is actually adorable
marinlabyrinth 0
How the **** is this an FML? And why are all of these types whiny girlfriends complaining about so and so doing something funny during sex and such
kaijapapaya 0
I wonder if they have something funny happen to them and think "this would make such a great fml story" just to get published. I think i'd like a boyfriend like this.
DmF288 14
I agree with this 100%. A lot of the women here either need to lighten up or stop deliberately and intentionally using FML to post amusing, non-******-up stories about their boyfriend.
shaggy1508 0
I'd love a boyfriend like this! at least his welcoming the idea of a baby, & talking to it?
hellokinky2 0
how is this a fml???
lolkirst 0
nawww it's cute op. get something real to complain about!
laurendrew 2
4, I was wondering the same thing. it's more like, "my boyfriend has a sense of humor,fml"
slatter 1
I agree at least he's being supportive and not just legging it- that Is unless he ACTUALLY beloved your child will have a mustache
Lisimal 7
WILSON!
itz_towelie 6
haha pretty funny
heyred 11
OMG LMAO!!
goingdown_fml 0
9 if its towelie, then what up with the superman bunny!?
bms1996 12
wilson?
MrsDruidess 23
yes poor OP, her boyfriend is wanting to be involved with her pregnancy, I can see how she's feeling like thats an FML. . . . thats sarcasm for you idiots out there. . .
RebeccaWvvv 0
Not even an FML. Sounds funny; I would've laughed. Damn you're uptight.
HippyChildDaisy 0
I agree. I think its kinda cute he did that. At least he didnt freak out and dump you, or deny the baby.
comatoast 0
I hope it had a big handlebar mustache like Daniel Day Lewis in There Will Be Blood
allmidnighteyes 11
Name it Morpheus
eros906 2
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I would have packed my shit and left!
ActionManly 11
Well then you suck.
LissaMccracken 23
Why? It's not even that bad, at least he didn't leave her.
shinybluedollar 3
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Ha ha ha! Aw, that's cute.... Unless he was serious. Then it sucks that your boyfriend ACTUALLY needs a face with a stash drawn on your stomach to help him bond with the baby.
PurpleMonkeysFor 0
nobody would need a moustache drawn on it, since OP's bf had A SENCE OF HUMOR he decided to draw a moustache. I draw moustaches on all my animal drawings just to be cute
monnanon 14
Even if he was being serious at least he is trying to bond. Men dont get the physical things in pregnancy like the kicking and movement so for them it is very hard to be attatched to something that, apart from a few scans, they dont really have much evidence of. Even if they manage to catch a kick thru their other halves stomach its not the same thing. If she has just told him she wont have a bump yet either so its just his way of connecting with his child and injecting a bit of humour into something life changing
shinybluedollar 3
Woah! The hostility is overwhelming. I didn't say it was sad if he WANTED to do it. It's cute. I said it was sad if he NEEDED to do it. Gosh people, learn the difference between wanting and needing. And, I don't think my comment warranted cussing at me. Grow up people. What are you, so uncivilized you can't contradict someone's opinion without using profanity. Are you a brooding teen? Geez...
notyourallie 0
How is this an FML? At least he's excited about the baby and didn't dump you, which judging by your uptight attitude he should have. Lighten up lady, especially if you're going to have a kid.