Today, my kitten decided that having diarrhea was not a good enough reason to stop running in circles around my living room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I watched as my poor old cat dragged his ass across our living room carpet, leaving an equally long shit stain on our pristine carpet. My pleas for him to stop only made his diarrhea worse as he ran off. FML
Today, I was spinning some yarn around to make my new cat run in circles. After about 10 seconds, he stopped going in circles and went straight ahead, happily running several feet into the wall and knocking himself out. My bowel movements have more brain-power than this thing. FML
Today, my cat had a long dingleberry hanging off his butt. He decided the best way to get rid of it was to freak out and run around the house, shaking shit everywhere. To make it worse, he then licked his still shit covered butt, made a face and promptly threw up. Guess my cat isn’t the brightest. FML
Today, my cat loves to chase birds. In fact, he loves it so much, he ran out of the litter box mid-poop to chase one, forcing me to wipe his ass. FML
Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML
Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I discovered that my cat recently had explosive diarrhea, and couldn't make it to the litterbox in time. I discovered this when I stepped in the very, very fresh poop with my bare feet. FML
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Devanthegreat 0
haha kitty poo for you
OGReaper 2
lmao kittens are awesome
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Devanthegreat 0
haha kitty poo for you
HeatherXCore 0
kitty poop makes me sick D:
sammyprosnit 8
that's when you take him out for chinese food to celebrate!
youngrob 0
lol that's horrible OP..
VvCJHvV 6
Ah I miss my kittens but I am so glad the diarrhia is over with lol
fylhahahaha 0
your fault for not being careful about what you feed it.
ThatCrazyMike 0
thats why i say *** cats dogs rule! cat probably did it on purpose!!!
bishoprsv2 0
Eat da poo poo! Eat it!
MrCalves 1
that's why you should get a dog
bmalley 0
I have a one word solution to your problem, euthanasia.
VvCJHvV 6
It may not be the food, if it's a brand new kitten, then they tend to when they are spayed, not sure if it's the same for nuetered cats though.
MissRachieee 3
I hate to be the one cleaning that up...
youlikefishstix 0
lmao I can see the cat running around acting retarded and crapping everywhere!
fylhahahaha 0
oh I see. well then the op is still dumb for buying a kitten and not knowin these kind of things. shoulda done the research op.
Trickyklown 0
You could have kicked the kitteh as it ran past you lol but then you would have to clean poo and blood but that is one less cat in the world!
SelfGenocide 0
I never had such problems with any of my kittens D:
JaZzie_dUh 9
#11 WIN Sorry i'm not much of a cat lover =)
autumn16 0
eww that's gross.. sucks for youuuuu.. butttttt I'm still a cat person. I really don't like dogs at all. only when they are first born (:
autumn16 0
50 Is really cute (: juss sayin
trumpetGIRL12345 0
19 who is that in your pic i hate anti-flood I hate anti-flood
edgerrin00 0
40 is gorgeous
Notjustanother1 0
ydi for having the cat inside while it is sick
killtin0369 0
agreed
tjrocks1294 0
mahmm kittehs bein a *****!
beepelati 5
hahahaha that's hilarious! have fun cleaning that!
teresa_009 0
just make it go outside...
mmmfunyons 0
53 is cute! jsut sayinnnn
aKa_Bub0nic 0
#86 your sexy as ****!!!! lol
StoryOfTheYear 15
^^^^ Concetion >.>
aKa_Bub0nic 0
It was a joke, just because I was reading earlier post, and everyone was saying # bla your sexy or # this your beautiful, so I wanted to join in. lol
mmmfunyons 0
one of my buddies is obsessed with story of the yearrr
pingpongpickle 8
that's pretty gross
marylovesyou8D 7
dangggg! 50 is hot! ;)
raymel 5
hahaha awww that's cute
7mood75 7
I miss my diarrhea :(
kennyFTW3fiddy 0
oh
akkimber 0
dude that's wrong. I like dogs better but wth that was cruel!
breathecarolina1 0
#50 is fkn hot and sexy
LaidToRest48 9
rachie ur hot
kyarush 10
yes!! lol
TaylorTotsYumm 10
I had no idea that ******* could poop :0
ericownz101 0
this group of comments seemed to be packed with beautiful big breasted women... now all we need are some, BIG BOOTY BITCHES BIG BIG BOOTY BITCHES HEY
oogyboogy 6
lmao I've seen that video
dunni786 0
I second that
Extacy23 0
36 is one ugly son of bitch
Extacy23 0
36 is one ugly son of bitch
BakNBitz 0
mabye it was trying to spell somthing... like "HELP"
Pistolaro 0
Fun Gay Fact: Did you know? 45% of cats are lactose intollerant. (IDK how to spell that...)
cearalaken 0
dogs do rule! cats shit all over living rooms:P
poodycorn21 0
heyy heatherxcore
Pistolaro 0
Asdict? Can't blame auto correct for that one........ I'm not even gonna say how that sounds wrong...
branden13 0
rachiee hawtyy
Extacy23 0
36 is one ugly son of bitch
terror_twins 0
I think we should just kill #37 for being annoying. See how that goes. I mean if they think it's okay to kill an animal for a natural bodily function, they should be able to be treated the same way. You buy a pet, you need to be able to accept responsibility that is required to take care of it. You don't just kill it.
OGReaper 2
lmao kittens are awesome
Ashleigh255 0
sorry OP! but I lovee kitties! there adorable! :)
PenelopeClearwat 0
that sucks
Ashleigh255 0
excuse me?
Dwight_A_R_Manag 0
63 is a dumb blonde.
GoPlayInTraffic 2
63 don't take 72's bait. Don't do iiiit
pingpongpickle 8
hey don't even go there.blondes are not dumb
ScoobaSteveDrown 0
I'd **** the shit outta fifty one
Ashleigh255 0
I am not a dumb blonde! I am no where close! So stfu! :)
evfreak_fml 0
Yeah I hate those jokes. Heck I'm top of my class and blonde. Hair means nothing.
Pistolaro 0
Look it up #63..... The Telltale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe.........Another Fun Gay Fact: He was suicidal!!!
burnnnydi 0
pingpongpickle ur hawwwt. sorry every1 else is doin it haha but it's true :)
ledzeppelingirl 0
Lol kittens are soooooooo cute!!!
the_sodomizer 0
sucks for you
wreckem881 0
cats are the best
alienbait 0
I hate house cats, now lions on the other hand...
oogyboogy 6
55 looks like a crack asdict
dax002 0
nothing stops the cats, they are master and commander lol
iFacade 5
aww how cutee.
amandalovee 0
lol not really......
E92178 0
minus the poopy part I found it pretty adorable as well.
greggiee 0
Eww, fyl OP.
OMGJASMiNE 0
yes ewhhhie that kitty kat must have made a mess(x
UnprecendentedAw 0
I bet you wish you'd have gotten a dog now, huh?
depressed_daddy 1
YDI take the damn thing outside or put it in a box.
PhishloverA 14
Cat's don't go to the bathroom outside. By box I hope you mean litterbox
tigercoon 12
aww poor thing xD
mboehm88 3
more like poor living room! poop everywhere :(
lovinit5683 0
It wouldve been funny if it wouldve jumped on you, and show it's true feelings to you XD
depressed_daddy 1
that doesn't make any sense.
sammyprosnit 8
yes it does.