Today, I was spinning some yarn around to make my new cat run in circles. After about 10 seconds, he stopped going in circles and went straight ahead, happily running several feet into the wall and knocking himself out. My bowel movements have more brain-power than this thing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my kitten decided that having diarrhea was not a good enough reason to stop running in circles around my living room. FML
Today, my cat had a long dingleberry hanging off his butt. He decided the best way to get rid of it was to freak out and run around the house, shaking shit everywhere. To make it worse, he then licked his still shit covered butt, made a face and promptly threw up. Guess my cat isn’t the brightest. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, I got an exercise wheel for my cat. He took a nap on it. FML
Today, I watched as my poor old cat dragged his ass across our living room carpet, leaving an equally long shit stain on our pristine carpet. My pleas for him to stop only made his diarrhea worse as he ran off. FML
Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. FML
Today, I got into bed as my cat crept under it. I then heard him gagging, so I instantly got back up to get him out, because my floor is carpeted. As I pulled him into the hall, he flew upwards, made a horrific "Blagh!" sound, projectile vomited everywhere, then hit the wall and ran. FML
Today, I bought my cat a catnip-filled toy that's shaped like a fish. He pounced on it, wrestled with it, and then got so scared of it for no reason that he dashed full speed into the wall. FML
Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML
Today, I bought my cat a nice big bag of expensive anti-hairball catfood, so she'd stop puking hairballs on my things. After eating it, she started running around wildly, howling and projectile vomiting on EVERYTHING. FML
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cdgrayson 21
Me-ow
koolkanga 12
Well, much like your bowels, maybe he had a brain fart.
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cdgrayson 21
Me-ow
zandalee 20
Me-ow indeed. Poor kitten. To actually make a kitten so dizzy that it knocks itself out. Not cool.
mastamouse 12
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It was too much of a pussy
meganlovestea 15
27- I feel bad for the poor cat! If it knocked itself out OP should take it to the vet
feelingold 18
we're missing the real story here! OP's ***** are so smart that they can follow a piece of spinning yarn! I'm impressed.
Godsofdracos 15
27, I wouldn't worry about it, it has 8 more lives to go through.
tanekdrachonae 19
OP, you're a dumbass. I'd like to see your equilibrium get screwed up and watch you make a fool of yourself. What happened is a completely logical set of events, not your cat being stupid.
Nicholas12 15
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cats are stupid but you gotta love em
aruam365 24
It obviously has nothing to do with the intelligence of the cat. If you were spun in circles and then tried to walk, there's a good chance you'd walk into a wall too. Does that make you stupid?
incoherentrmblr 22
Unless you're in an open field... However, not cool OP. You are what the French call, "Les Incompetent..."
carabobara 7
yeah look what ya did ya little jerk
Brandi_Faith 34
31, I wouldn't run into a wall because I would know not to spin in circles that much. I think most people learn from childhood that spinning in circles usually results in dizziness and then injury.
brand125 17
#66 - good for you, but the point is that if you WERE being spun around you would get dizzy too. in the cats defence it wanted the string, it is its natural instinct to chase it relentlessly wherever the owner moves it, like it would have to for a mouse. the owner made the cat dizzy, not the cats fault...
Brandi_Faith 34
75, I'm not saying it's the cats fault, it's just a baby. I'm just saying that the previous commenter cannot really relate this to me, and I'm sure many others. I also think we should give OP a break seeing as he was just playing with the cat and obviously didn't intend to hurt it.
superjewguy 19
me-ouch
koolkanga 12
Well, much like your bowels, maybe he had a brain fart.
zandalee 20
Sorry to say this but I think OP had the brain fart. Poor cat. Hope you took the cat to a vet to see if it was ok, once it had gained consciousness OP.
calucalay 13
well you have it running in circles and its a kitten so id sat YDI what did you expect when the kitten is going in circles
rylaii 26
I miss grammar and spelling.
zandalee 20
I miss enormous ice creams for $1 and aniseed wheels.
thatguynamedsky 32
*googles aniseed wheels*
krazymeatball77 7
Cats need excersise idiot and besides, who would expect the cat to just walk run straight into a wall and not even try to stop.
SammyS2012 21
i feel you. my cat rams his head into my bedroom door until i open it for him... im convinced he would go into a coma if i never opened it.
J215B 33
At least he's not a quitter
VonBlitzkrieg 27
My God. What the hell??? There's something seriously wrong with that cat. I mean, what drives a cat to bash his repeatedly? There's got to be other ways.
SammyS2012 21
my thinking is that he sees our other cat open doors by using his head, but
SammyS2012 21
whops! i meant to say: but he goes about it all wrong. my cat is a little dummy, but i love him :3
flexbuffxhest 5
Pretty sure he was dizzy...u had him running in circles..
yeahthatsmeee 10
Exactly! I don't get how this is even remotely an FML situation...
magickitten 26
He's a baby! You need to teach him. I'm sure he'll give you more FML moments in the future.
TheAbstract 15
Teach a kitten to not get dizzy and run into walls after running in circles trying to get some item being dangled around them? Do they teach that?
magickitten 26
Um, no. But we both know that's not what I mean....
pimrol 16
cats are always funny. they're funny when they play, but they are also funny when they do stupid things. that's why I love cats.
DARKDAY07 16
man your cats a "knock out"