Today, my kitten decided that having diarrhea was not a good enough reason to stop running in circles around my living room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I watched as my poor old cat dragged his ass across our living room carpet, leaving an equally long shit stain on our pristine carpet. My pleas for him to stop only made his diarrhea worse as he ran off. FML
Today, I was spinning some yarn around to make my new cat run in circles. After about 10 seconds, he stopped going in circles and went straight ahead, happily running several feet into the wall and knocking himself out. My bowel movements have more brain-power than this thing. FML
Today, my cat had a long dingleberry hanging off his butt. He decided the best way to get rid of it was to freak out and run around the house, shaking shit everywhere. To make it worse, he then licked his still shit covered butt, made a face and promptly threw up. Guess my cat isn’t the brightest. FML
Today, my cat loves to chase birds. In fact, he loves it so much, he ran out of the litter box mid-poop to chase one, forcing me to wipe his ass. FML
Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML
Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I discovered that my cat recently had explosive diarrhea, and couldn't make it to the litterbox in time. I discovered this when I stepped in the very, very fresh poop with my bare feet. FML
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Devanthegreat 0
haha kitty poo for you
OGReaper 2
lmao kittens are awesome
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Comments (177)
aback 5
Here's a crazy idea--maybe treat the kitten for diarrhea? And shut it in an enclosed area until it's better?
trumpetGIRL12345 0
= i love my
OFP2012 0
please, before you join, ask a Marine (not a recruiter) an about it cause it could really make a difference for you. I say join the USAF and that's coming from a marine, being the best is cool, but nobody will really care after you achieve that goal, not even you.
WeselyDa 0
lol my cats cool
brookiebaby16 1
hey how do u put ur picture up on ur profile
skiier4life619 0
Did u nt stop him??? But that suck D :
badschuster 0
40 your hot and I say make the cat eat the poo....... wait it might like that
GeekboyCol 0
Put teh cat in your bathroom. And do take out everything that isn't nailed or glued to the walls.
SeXyTrOy 0
damnnnn # 40 ur cute=)
linzb752 0
hahaha
The_good_times 0
I have a cat, first of all, this isn't about the cat having diarrhea, my cat had it too a couple of times but she always went for the litter box, so this is about the fact that you haven't potty trained your kitty properly. Second, what's with all the dog fans acting like dogs never shit or pee in the house. Oh please, dogs do that as well all the time, some don't, then again my cat doesn't either, so there... it depends on each and every animal and how well they're trained/taken care of. Oh and don't hate cats just because some of them are smarter than most of you :