Today, my kitten decided that having diarrhea was not a good enough reason to stop running in circles around my living room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I watched as my poor old cat dragged his ass across our living room carpet, leaving an equally long shit stain on our pristine carpet. My pleas for him to stop only made his diarrhea worse as he ran off. FML
Today, I was spinning some yarn around to make my new cat run in circles. After about 10 seconds, he stopped going in circles and went straight ahead, happily running several feet into the wall and knocking himself out. My bowel movements have more brain-power than this thing. FML
Today, my cat had a long dingleberry hanging off his butt. He decided the best way to get rid of it was to freak out and run around the house, shaking shit everywhere. To make it worse, he then licked his still shit covered butt, made a face and promptly threw up. Guess my cat isn’t the brightest. FML
Today, my cat loves to chase birds. In fact, he loves it so much, he ran out of the litter box mid-poop to chase one, forcing me to wipe his ass. FML
Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML
Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I discovered that my cat recently had explosive diarrhea, and couldn't make it to the litterbox in time. I discovered this when I stepped in the very, very fresh poop with my bare feet. FML
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Top comments
Devanthegreat 0
haha kitty poo for you
OGReaper 2
lmao kittens are awesome
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Comments (177)
LoneliestxHobo 0
haha I hope it was brand new carpet
morganavery33 5
ah.
WeselyDa 0
98 is a babe lol
fylhahahaha 0
mega babe
ManOnTheEdge 0
24.. i'd rather the kitty poo to clean up than a puppy ******** outside, eating it then trying to lick your face afterwards... cats ftw
tysos 0
miss rachieee you have amazing ****!!
morganavery33 5
thank you 99.
SlipKnoT_Fukk 0
lol. wow that suxxx. :/
sonofamothaduck 0
that's sucks! lol btw I don't like cats
tysos 0
also agree with 99 , 98 is stunningalso agree with 99 , 98 is stunning
LoneliestxHobo 0
I didn't think fml was a dating site
nalua 0
stupid a** cat