Anonymous
Phoenix, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Kilkenny, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
lonelygal69
Stafford, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
minecraftwilldie
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML
Anonymous
Menomonee Falls, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Gamers rise up
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
sasquatch21
Bahrain
Game on
Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Heated gaming moment
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Anonymous
South Africa 🌶️ Spicy
Pragmatic
Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML
Uhg
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my spouse made it clear that they would rather play video games than be intimate with me. I've tried everything, but get nothing. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Benny Goodman classic
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML
Anonymous
Malaysia 🌶️ Spicy
Frustrated
Today, my husband and I had a huge fight; I asked him if he could spend a few nights with me instead of his PS5. We haven't had sex in 2 months because he is always playing the PS5 at night till late, and he wakes up late too. This means no opportunities to have sex at night, or the morning. FML
Top comments
summer4me 25
Let him know that there's no save point and he lost all his progress with you up to this point
trulypar 34
Wow...and I don't mean World of Warcraft. FYL
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stryder9090 28
Tell him you're done being married to him because it eats up all your sex time. Maybe he'll pay attention then.
confused_wandere 26
Bit harsh don't you think?
stryder9090 28
Sometimes you have to be a bit harsh to get people's attention. She can always calm it back down a little bit once she has his attention.
goddessafrodite 6
I feel that. Or at least get his permission to get a sex buddy. The heck. Nooooo... If we aren't having sex we are just friends. I can be friends with anyone lol. I certainly don't have to be married to you, and deal with your crap if I'm not at least getting orgasms out of it lol.
WithEachOther 2
I don't see a problem here. He clearly is just enjoying his game. A good game can grip you like nothing and can be one of the most enjoyable experiences you can have. I guess you'll just have to find something to occupy yourself with instead of just waiting around for the next romp.
daemonsparta 16
like finding a marriage counselor
confused_wandere 26
Why? If your marriage is based purely on sex then it wasn't a strong marriage in the first place.
Myo_fml 20
If I were told that there wouldn't be sex anymore ever, I'd certainly leave. A sexless relationship does not work. sex is a healthy part of a relationship and an important one at that. we're kind of wired to mate with our mate.
confused_wandere 26
Funny because I know several people who have a sexless marriage and they are more in love with each other than anyone else I know. They always seem so happy together.
DoomedGemini 38
While sexless relationships CAN work, BOTH people have to be on board. Op obviously wants to have sex.
Bragi 12
@42: Clearly OP is not okay with this. Moat people really like (need) sex. If she wants to stay, she may need to find a pinch hitter.
TheNewGuy03 29
42 -- either they are an anomaly (yes, asexual couples DO exist), or they front REALLY hard. And I have seen the latter. People always want to seem happy in public or on social media, holding hands, smiling, posting pictures regularly, etc. No one ever knows what happens behind closed doors.
Calingaladha 21
I'm sure sex with him was little more than a couple keystrokes anyway.
_Zobo_ 3
Plot twist: They have sex 7 hours per day.....
dirty_dan_ 15
I totally get that video games are awesome but sex is like 700 times better. Hide his console
jaredofmo 22
Well then, if Player 1 is down, go find Player 2.
vikky538 29
Wa that online gamin is candy crush saga?
Turtle83 1
I think your husband may be a homosexual.
confused_wandere 26
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard on my life. Basically, if you aren't obsessed with bonking all day every day that means you're gay? How ridiculous can you get?
MrAsquared100 14
You win the award for idiotic big leap. how did you get to homosexual from there?
IWishIWasObama 12
I don't think 28 was being serious.
confused_wandere 26
You'd be surprised. This is FML after all.
zefronke8 25
Wow. Even I'm not that much of a full time nerd. (No offence to you or your husband OP)
nitrog100 21
There are several likely explanations here: 1) he's asexual and never told you 2) he's just not into you anymore but divorce would be too expensive 3) gaming addiction.