Anonymous
Phoenix, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Kilkenny, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
lonelygal69
Stafford, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
minecraftwilldie
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML
Anonymous
Menomonee Falls, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Gamers rise up
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
sasquatch21
Bahrain
Game on
Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Heated gaming moment
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Anonymous
South Africa 🌶️ Spicy
Pragmatic
Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML
Uhg
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my spouse made it clear that they would rather play video games than be intimate with me. I've tried everything, but get nothing. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Benny Goodman classic
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML
Anonymous
Malaysia 🌶️ Spicy
Frustrated
Today, my husband and I had a huge fight; I asked him if he could spend a few nights with me instead of his PS5. We haven't had sex in 2 months because he is always playing the PS5 at night till late, and he wakes up late too. This means no opportunities to have sex at night, or the morning. FML
Top comments
summer4me 25
Let him know that there's no save point and he lost all his progress with you up to this point
trulypar 34
Wow...and I don't mean World of Warcraft. FYL
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Comments (118)
MysticPanda 11
If you're gonna go pro, you gotta be dedicated xD. All jokes aside that does suck tho
Tattooedmommy13 5
I'd kick my husband's butt if he said that to me
yukahnn 10
hey k/d dont lie.
BooBooKittyF11 21
you need to lock that down! had this problem with my husband it lasted a week and now he barely plays
Tommy_Dixon_97 6
It's called a nerd/ dork/ geek boyfriend. They are hard to change! But hay, at least you know he loves your mind.
Revreo 13
Go to his computer/console and take out a graphics card and some ram. It should lag up his game and maybe glitch it a lot.