Today, while driving, I witnessed the neighbors dog viciously shaking a black cat. So I slammed on the brakes and jumped out of the car, frantically chasing around the huge dog screaming "Help, someone please help!" I finally managed to tackle him and release the cat. It was a stuffed animal. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today, when I stepped outside, I found out my neighbors forgot to leash their mean-ass dog when he promptly started charging at me. If not for the black cat who lives outside my house, who I've fed before, jumping in and somehow single-handedly whooping his ass, I'd probably be dead. You don't fuck with stray cats. FML
Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
Today, I tried to pet what I thought was a cute cat under my porch. As it turned out, it was actually a raccoon. It hissed at me, and I screamed so loud that my neighbors came running. FML
Today, as I was going to check the mail, a huge dog ran into my house. The closest room with a door was the bathroom so I slammed myself inside and screamed for help. We live far from any neighbors and my phone was outside, so there was no hope of rescue. It paced outside the door for four hours. FML
Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML
Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML
Today, after buying some groceries, I walked back to my car. After trying several times to get in the door, I finally look up and see a terrified little boy holding onto his teacup poodle for dear life, frantically waving me away. My car was two spots over. FML
Today, I was dogsitting at my friend's house and accidentally left my car door unlocked because I was running in to drop off my interview clothes. I came back outside to see a homeless man in my driver's seat, rummaging. I had to fight him. He was terrified. I couldn’t stop shaking for hours after. FML
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LilaBear 2
You tackled a dog that you thought was trying to kill something?? STUPIDEST MOVE EVER. If that really had been an angry dog trying to kill something, you could have gotten YOURSELF killed. Never, EVER physically intervene when a dog is fighting something. Throw things at it, spray water at it, whatever, but don't physically try to pull it off whatever it's attacking (unless it's a person... in which case valuing the other person's safety above your own is understandable). AND you screamed for other people to help? Not to mention... if the cat was real, and alive, I'm sure it would have been screaming. If it wasn't, it was either fake or dead... in which case, not worth your time and effort. YDI.
MrHotShot22 6
Nobody values animals lives anymore I see.
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Comments (114)
filthychook 0
first?
sexxxtacy 0
i have a feeling jesus was jus ******* wit op. he turned to an angel and was like watch wat happens if i turn that cat into a stuffed animal right when she saves it
Penetration 0
Because trying to help is wrong. Never be nice. We should all troll and rape each other. I'll go first. Get me some razor wire.
Gclass15 0
what the **** man
Gclass15 0
fag
Ancients 8
Pure awesomeness.
studentwoes 2
Second, actually, and you're a dumbass.
BeeSkwaird 0
The OP is a dumbass too. Doesn't she watch the nature channel? OP, if I heard a lady screaming for help, only to find it was just two animals fighting, I mighta smacked you upside the head. There's a reason it's illegal to yell "fire" when there isn't one.
myhairynutsack 0
******* idiot
ilovefatcats 12
were the neighbors watching????!!! cuz they probally peed themselves!!
breenarae25 0
fail
lifeinhd 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
When I saw you slammed on the brakes because of an animal, two things happened: 1) I clicked YDI 2) I could tell you are a woman
LEPOfficer 0
Lmao! Me too.
quarty165 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Yeah I clicked YDI upon reading that too, and I'll have you know I'm a woman. OP, who jumps out of the vehicle they are driving to save a cat? Seriously, what is wrong with you that you value the cat's life above your own and everyone else on the road? And you screamed for help for a cat that, even if it weren't fake, was probably already dead? Sheesh, get a life.
MrHotShot22 6
Nobody values animals lives anymore I see.
lexa1love 16
Although I would have pulled off safely, I would most definitely stop to attempt to save the cat and I don't even particularly like them. There's nothing wrong with that. I just personally couldn't allow myself to let an animal die if I had any chance of saving it.
mastergrifin 0
Get yourself some glasses.
mastergrifin 0
yea # 3 i couldn't believe it either.
LilaBear 2
You tackled a dog that you thought was trying to kill something?? STUPIDEST MOVE EVER. If that really had been an angry dog trying to kill something, you could have gotten YOURSELF killed. Never, EVER physically intervene when a dog is fighting something. Throw things at it, spray water at it, whatever, but don't physically try to pull it off whatever it's attacking (unless it's a person... in which case valuing the other person's safety above your own is understandable). AND you screamed for other people to help? Not to mention... if the cat was real, and alive, I'm sure it would have been screaming. If it wasn't, it was either fake or dead... in which case, not worth your time and effort. YDI.
perdix 31
And if the cat were alive, it would have been wild mass of swinging claws and biting teeth, so if the OP had got in the middle of that, she'd have gotten pretty badly ****** up. Moral of the story: Don't interfere with nature unless you are a trained expert. Like Steve Irwin.
mps1969 8
Hmm did'nt Steve Irwin die from messing around with nature one to many times ? Moral of the story just leave nature alone period .
perdix 31
That was my point ;)
chellinha93 0
Isn't Steve Irwin the famous crocodile hunter??
perdix 31
WAS the famous crocodile hunter.
drkwlf 0
Due to the sly force of Jeff Corwin paying off a stingray to pwn his ass.
alexFYL 11
And if the cat had been real and alive at some point, after a vigorous shaking by a dog, it would most certainly be dead, or unsalvagable.
perdix 31
alex, I wouldn't go so far as to say unsalvagable. There's always ketchup and tabasco sauce that can come to the rescue. ;)
CyclonePsycho 1
Mmm, roadkill.
shihtzupup98 3
perdix u used to be hilarious in the intimacy section. where r u in there the fml is boring w/o u
Sarunas23 0
you didnt deserve it and youre a good person! :)
chinkyapple 0
beautiful!
nikkers 0
ya didnt deserve it... poor teddy. I used to keep all mine on my bed cos i thought if i left one out itd feel left out... but anyways you thought it was a cat youre a caring person!! id do the same thing if i saw it.
FMLJFL 5
And you probably would have been seriously injured.
hololulu 0
haha :D epic!