Today, my husband thought it would be funny to mow a penis into our lawn. I guess he forgot my parents are coming over. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, I had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. Right when I'd finished, I ran out of gas. My 83 year-old grandmother saw. FML
Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to mow a dick into my grandmother's lawn, but the mower leaked gasoline and now there's a giant dead grass outline. FML
Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire two acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful like I had hoped, he yelled at me for cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML
Today, wanting to do something nice for my dad, I mowed the lawn. He grounded me for "emasculating" him. FML
Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML
Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML
Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML
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Top comments
zingline89 18
Oh no, he remembered alright
Mech1989 13
That is insanely funny. Hopefully your parents are pretty easy going.
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Comments (85)
guci101 14
Still hilarious XD
worldclassrager 41
Is there still time to mow it down? If not hope they have a good sense of humor...
chezgigi 7
Is it at least pointing toward the bush?
LyraAlluse 25
Tell him that he forgot to add the female companion to his masterpiece. Then suggest that he sculpt the hedges in that form.
Omniprism 15
This is awesome. Can't he just mow it real quick the rest to level it out?
Maygen 5
Am I the only one who has parents who would think it's hilarious? Also, I'm as equally likely to be the one to mow a penis into the lawn lol
bobsux 5
Coming over? Or cumming over? If it's the latter, I think that was a smart move
Broc831 6
how did I not think of this? i have done phallic symbols on dirty cars but a lawn?!?! ahh! I know my next move
Kc1001 14
that's a manly lawn mower you got there.
CasualCalvin 13
Good sense of humor?