Mech1989

Mr Gotham city, USA 37 years-old In a relationship

Chelsea 27 February 2013, 22:39 Aurora, United States

Today, I walked outside to this guy attempting to steal my bike. When I asked him what he was doing he calmly replied, "I'm a bike inspector. You hooked your chain all wrong! This time is a warning; next time it'll be a ticket!" He then threw his full, opened Pepsi can at me. FML

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segal1010 28 February 2013, 00:27 Potomac, United States

Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML

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forgotten 28 February 2013, 00:42 Phoenix, United States

Thanks for your help

Today, I saw my car being broken into on the street below my apartment. Too scared to stop them myself, I called the police. Before I could even tell them what was going on, they put me on hold. It was a good 5 minutes before I realized they'd hung up on me. FML

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