Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon…" and ended the same conversation with "…and that's why we should divorce." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML
Today, my husband got angry and stormed out of the house because he claims I wasn't pressing the buttons he told me to while playing Pokemon. FML
Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML
Today, I called my husband and asked him what he wanted from our favorite fast food place. A divorce. FML
Today, my husband ended an argument with, "Do you want to know why people don't like being around you?" FML
Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML
Today, my husband is so bored with speaking to me, he literally walked outside when I was mid-sentence during a conversation about how I need more attention in our relationship. We've only been married 3 months. FML
Today, my husband explained that talking to me makes him miserable. FML
Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend got angry because I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from being a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML
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Top comments
farewellthebeast 8
Wife uses pre-nup... It's super effective.
ewmoldycheese 14
Husband fled.
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Comments (116)
Da_burn 6
Looks like he was on the quest to catch 'em all.
Enslaved 38
I'm curious how long the actual conversation was?
kikkilinu 3
Maybe you should have let him Squirtle all over your Jigglypuff's more often.
MidnaLink 35
You a freak, aint'cha?
charvisioku 22
Maybe his Thrust ran out of PP so he had to go to the Pokecenter, and Nurse Joy seduced him. That foul temptress.
LarryLaDouche 13
I believe that was good sir Ludacris from the song "Nasty Girl"
DanielleinDC 34
That's one hell of a segue. I'm wondering how he got from Pokemon to divorce, unless he was trying to mess with your head.
danielhartlesss 13
I have to know the rest of the sentence now.
TheNewGuy03 29
This is a bit of a Gastly situation, and I hope it works out well for Mewtwo.
kendallw13 15
he probably wants to move on to other women because he's "gotta catch 'em all!"
Futacy 30
"In Pokémon, ten year-olds, like Ash, act like adults. And since you act like an adult, in the Pokémon world, you'd be thought of as acting like a kid. Therefore, I feel like I'm married to a ten year-old, which would make me a pedophile. I don't wanna feel like a pedophile. And that's why we should get a divorce."
LuckyLynx7732 5
I think he just did you a favor.
JJtJJ 13
While I agree FYL, that's an impressive feat to connect those two.