Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon…" and ended the same conversation with "…and that's why we should divorce." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML
Today, my husband got angry and stormed out of the house because he claims I wasn't pressing the buttons he told me to while playing Pokemon. FML
Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML
Today, I called my husband and asked him what he wanted from our favorite fast food place. A divorce. FML
Today, my husband ended an argument with, "Do you want to know why people don't like being around you?" FML
Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML
Today, my husband is so bored with speaking to me, he literally walked outside when I was mid-sentence during a conversation about how I need more attention in our relationship. We've only been married 3 months. FML
Today, my husband explained that talking to me makes him miserable. FML
Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend got angry because I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from being a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML
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farewellthebeast 8
Wife uses pre-nup... It's super effective.
ewmoldycheese 14
Husband fled.
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Comments (116)
ammarieh 4
Right in the childhood...
tors 9
I'd have bitch slapped him =)
Malarkey23 4
There better be a follow up
astewardson 4
That was onyx-pected but I bet he will still try to Pikachu in the shower. What ghastly behavior!
_wraith 15
I'd punch him. If ANYONE starts a conversation with "In Pokemon" it had goddamn better be light-hearted and/or hilarious. Anything less and you've abused Pokemon.
papi_dulce 1
I need to know the middle this is to f**ked and funny to not know the rest
NotGabe 28
Looks like he's going to be using Harden, Rock Polish, and String Shot all by himself.
beanthemouse 13
Unlike the last FML where a girl ditched a guy cos he liked Pokemon, a man divorcing because of Pokemon is just bad (liking Pokemon isn't, breaking up because she dislikes it is bad. But I am only assuming that is the case) Unless she was forcing him to dislike it, then no wonder he is breaking up
Lordalucad 9
I don't think he's divorcing her over Pokemon. It's more like he's using an analogy involving Pokemon to explain why they're divorcing.
beanthemouse 13
Using Pokemon as an example is just abusing Pokemon. Now she will have negative feelings about the game and show. FYL Op (unless you were throwing his games out, etc and wanting him to grow out of it. Cos nobody should be forced to like or dislike stuff. I have seen (and heard) of girls doing that)
little_star78 13
I've been having a lot of fun trying to figure out how the rest of this conversation went…oh the possibilities.