Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon…" and ended the same conversation with "…and that's why we should divorce." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML
Today, my husband got angry and stormed out of the house because he claims I wasn't pressing the buttons he told me to while playing Pokemon. FML
Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML
Today, I called my husband and asked him what he wanted from our favorite fast food place. A divorce. FML
Today, my husband ended an argument with, "Do you want to know why people don't like being around you?" FML
Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML
Today, my husband is so bored with speaking to me, he literally walked outside when I was mid-sentence during a conversation about how I need more attention in our relationship. We've only been married 3 months. FML
Today, my husband explained that talking to me makes him miserable. FML
Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend got angry because I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from being a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML
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farewellthebeast 8
Wife uses pre-nup... It's super effective.
ewmoldycheese 14
Husband fled.
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Comments (116)
toblasc0sauce 5
Ah, I see his point.
Suaria 38
This kinda reminds me of today when a guy friend and I randomly started singing the first Pokemon theme song.
BooSheet 3
"In Pokemon...there comes a time in every trainers life where they find that they're releasing a captured Pokemon for one with a better nature... And that's why we should get a divorce..."
McCoy50 1
I want to know the whole speech do I can use that lol
fmlforreal92 8
I can't imagine how he connected the two
buckdharma 38
"In Pokemon" You meet alot of online players. Problem is I started meeting them in secret. I had too_ many_Pikachus, and now my team rocket is fiery red. I got checked out for VD awhile back. I thought it was impossible to catch every single one, but somehow I caught em all. "And that's why we should divorce."
HawkwindFan2016 8
I shudder to think what might have been in the middle of this conversation...
jarockstar27 10
I wonder what he said in "pokemon" to lead to that conclusion. Pikachu is evil!
TheNewGuy03 29
Yeah, it's really starting to Sawk.
takemedrunkimhom_fml 4
I so want to know the full reasoning that he used, sounds like hilarious reasoning, definitely fyl though