Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon…" and ended the same conversation with "…and that's why we should divorce." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML
Today, my husband got angry and stormed out of the house because he claims I wasn't pressing the buttons he told me to while playing Pokemon. FML
Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML
Today, I called my husband and asked him what he wanted from our favorite fast food place. A divorce. FML
Today, my husband ended an argument with, "Do you want to know why people don't like being around you?" FML
Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML
Today, my husband is so bored with speaking to me, he literally walked outside when I was mid-sentence during a conversation about how I need more attention in our relationship. We've only been married 3 months. FML
Today, my husband explained that talking to me makes him miserable. FML
Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend got angry because I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from being a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML
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Top comments
farewellthebeast 8
Wife uses pre-nup... It's super effective.
ewmoldycheese 14
Husband fled.
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Comments (116)
marquellauhrig 10
Lol
Sanduril 15
You don't have enough badges to train him
UmbreonKirby 14
In pokemon, ash never ages, but you do. Thats why we should divorce
CougeeSwagg 19
Wish I knew the whole conversation.
elmateo_fml 9
Why do I feel this has to do with either the Charizard episode or the Butterfree episode? Either way he's a pokeasshole
battleroyalefan6 16
I say he was talking about breeding and like the pokemon is dittos wife/husband and u take them out. thus forcing them to divorce. goddamn I need a life
dubleduke 11
Please tell us the entire speech. It would be funny to see how unfit he is for husbandship
gmsager 11
Well that escalated quickly...