Today, my husband picked a fight with me because I have more pictures of our child on my desk at work than I do of him. FML
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Today, my wife and I have been fighting and she's accusing me of being too controlling because I absolutely forbid her from putting pictures of our kids on social media. FML
Today, my husband and I got into yet another fight because he wants a second kid and I don't. One kid is enough for any family but he won't listen. FML
Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML
Today, I told my husband that I'm jealous of all the other girls whose husbands always take pictures of them together and post them online. He responded by posting a picture of himself, with me on the toilet in the background, captioned, "The bitch on the pot." FML
Today, I found a picture my husband had saved on the computer. It was of me, and he had named it "Fatter". FML
Today, my husband and I got into a fight about his pervert friend who regularly shows blatant disrespect for our marriage, including sending me inappropriate texts. Apparently this friend should have my full trust, and apparently I am the one with the issue for not excusing his bad behavior. FML
Today, I found a picture of my military husband kissing another woman. His excuse? It was "Photoshopped." FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, I got yelled at all day at work, only to come home and get yelled at by my husband. FML
Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML
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Seabass_Chan 33
I take it your child is the mature one then?
Bquillero16 18
That's just ridiculous. Your whole life should OBVIOUSLY revolve around him and his achievements!
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Comments (35)
taryn18 1
This is great!! I think your husband is definitely not at wrong here! ?
tjpr314 8
At least you have one picture of him. Many people have more pictures of their kids in their office anyway. I wonder what his office looks like and the pictures he has around.
Big_D_Real 12
YDI, without him there would be no child. ?
SteveDudleyUK 10
It seems you have pictures of both of your children on your desk. Just not enough pictures of the biggest child.
PandaBeer 15
Well you could argue you made the child with him so that is basically .5 him
CastaP 12
The boy surpassed the dad before he even learned to walk, apparently. "That's a new feeling; pride in someone else. Unfortunatelly, it is ecplised by my UNYEALDING RAGE!"
kowsee 22
Oh cheesus. I have a feeling there is more to this story...
itsjulia16 4
Tell him to get over itt for ***** sake...if he actually talked to you in a mature way that it bothered him then it would be fine but if he's getting so upset he's starting an argument that is weird and not okay...if this was a girl saying "I saw on my husbands desk that he had more pics of our child than me" all of you would label her "crazy" but since it's a guy saying it people are leaning toward him and saying oh poor guy....give me a break he is a full grown adult who is jealous of his own child and is in fact acting like a child himself...if he at least talked maturely about how this made him upset then that would be fine and understanding that he is at least trying to act like an adult with his feelings but he is acting ******* childish?
fantasyworld 39
I've seen people that have pictures of their kids on their desk and none of their spouse. As long as there is one or two, what's the big deal?