Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML

Nice timing

Today, I found out my husband was cheating on me while I was waiting in an ICU waiting room while he was getting brain surgery. FML

This charming man

Today, I found out my husband cheated on me while I was pregnant. And gave me an STD. FML

Yeah, just blame me!

Today, after I found out my husband cheated on me and then yesterday had to stop him from trying to kill himself, he's now moved out and has decided that this is all my fault. FML

Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML

Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML

Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML

Sting operation

Today, my husband cheated on me 8 hours into our marriage with one of the barmaids serving drinks at the party. He claimed he was drunk and thought she was me. Kind of hard to claim that when I clearly heard him moaning her name right before I caught them. FML

That was quick

Today, it's only been a week since I've been in my new apartment with my boyfriend, and I already caught him cheating. FML

Et tu, Brute?

Today I caught my husband cheating on me in our bed with my 19-year-old brother. FML