thehylianguy

25 years-old Single

blaaargh This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff Seymour, United States

Ass man

Today, my dad uttered the words, "You gotta admit, your mother's got one hell of an ass." FML

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thegirlwiththedumbassbf 23 March 2016, 22:58 Camarillo, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me that he had sex with my sister, but it's ok because I'm better in bed. He seriously doesn't understand why I dumped his sorry ass. FML

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