Today, my husband cheated on me 8 hours into our marriage with one of the barmaids serving drinks at the party. He claimed he was drunk and thought she was me. Kind of hard to claim that when I clearly heard him moaning her name right before I caught them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML
Today, my husband cheated on me. In my house. While I was home. FML
Today, the bartender pulled me aside and told me that she saw my date slip something into my drink. Who was my date? My husband of four years. FML
Today, after putting in so much effort to forgive my husband for his affair, we had sex. Not even 2 minutes into it, he called me by the other woman's name. FML
Today, I got married. During the reception my husband got drunk and told 200+ people that we met at a dingy bar and that we "totally banged" all night. I don't know what's worse, the fact he embarrassed me in front of everyone I know, or if it was that that was not how we met. Not even close. FML
Today, I found out that my husband lied a few nights ago and was actually drinking with another woman at her house until after midnight. This woman is his best friend’s ex-fiancée, and she's been hitting on my husband for as long as I can remember. FML
Today, my drunk husband came home, got into bed, and started humping the body pillow. He ended up whining about how I hadn't come yet, then angrily slurred that I must be cheating on him. All I could do was stay quiet and wonder how the idiot even made it home alive. FML
Today, I caught my soon to be husband screwing our wedding planner. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. He married someone, and got another girl pregnant. We were together for 8 years. FML
Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML
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Anderling 33
Hopefully it’s not too late for an annullment. Good luck, OP.
Charlie Given 28
Depending on where you live, some places have laws in place where a marriage is automatically annulled in instances like this because the marriage was not consummated yet. Also if you haven't signed the marriage certificate yet just simply don't and you can annull the marriage that way as well.
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Anderling 33
Hopefully it’s not too late for an annullment. Good luck, OP.
RichardPencil 32
Was this the first time you thought he might be a horn dog?
Charlie Given 28
Depending on where you live, some places have laws in place where a marriage is automatically annulled in instances like this because the marriage was not consummated yet. Also if you haven't signed the marriage certificate yet just simply don't and you can annull the marriage that way as well.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Give him this message from me: "Enjoy paying all that alimony, you stupid bastard!"