Today, I realized I'm extremely sexually attracted to my physical therapist. It doesn't help that treatment involves me spending the entire appointment naked from the waist down. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after therapy for obsessing over every woman who talks to me, all I could think about was how I could seduce my therapist. I think I still need a lot of help. FML
Today, after a hard day on the wards as a trainee doctor, I went home and started getting frisky with my girlfriend. All I could think about was the anatomical names for what I was touching and doing. I felt physically sick. FML
Today, at physical therapy, I felt that all-too-familiar gurgle in my gut, but I thought it would a light, silent fart. I squatted for an exercise and shit my pants in front of the cute, single, male physical therapist. He definitely noticed. I still had 30 minutes left in the session. FML
Today, I got a massage. Just as I was starting to relax, the massage therapist drooled on my face. FML
Today, I had to lie to my therapist about my sex life to make myself feel better. FML
Today, I finally got to meet my boyfriend's parents; it turns out that his mum is my therapist. I've just spent an entire morning telling her how confused I am about my sexuality. FML
Today, at physical therapy, even though I was wearing underwear, when I went on the leg press machine, my balls popped out of the bottom of my shorts. A bunch of times. The therapist saw. FML
Today, my therapist farted three times during the same session. FML
Today, I found out the reason why my therapist was so nice to me all of the time. Apparently, she is afraid that I'm going to stab her if she pisses me off. FML
Today, at work where I'm a physiotherapist, I was helping a patient with lower back pain. While I was massaging him, he shat himself. FML
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JaneSimple 28
What PT are you doing that you are completely nude from the waist down?!? That sucks!
RichardPencil 32
Really? Because from all of the documentary short films I've seen regarding health care professionals and their patients, patient nudity seems to be very helpful in resolving sexual tension.
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RichardPencil 32
Really? Because from all of the documentary short films I've seen regarding health care professionals and their patients, patient nudity seems to be very helpful in resolving sexual tension.
ShadowsLight 4
"documentary short films" - I see what you did there. ;-)
jbuckets_404 39
Ha, ha! You said, "Short!"
jbuckets_404 39
But it's not the nudity that relieves tension. ;-)
protoskore 27
trust me, people in those professions have seen it all and are used toit
JaneSimple 28
What PT are you doing that you are completely nude from the waist down?!? That sucks!
jbuckets_404 39
I think that's what OP is hoping for - among other options....
JaneSimple 28
I was a physical therapist assistant for a few years. I can think of nothing we did that you had to naked from the waist down! Maybe wear shorts, but not nude from the waist down!
jbuckets_404 39
That's what she said (pointing to her own mouth)!
jbuckets_404 39
Time to get a new therapist. :-(