Today, my husband and I found out that our dog was pregnant. He now refuses to have kids with me for at least two years, because he wants to raise the puppies without any "distractions". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML
Today, I'm three months pregnant. Hours after the father of my baby bought me a wedding ring, he decided to get drunk and tell me that he doesn't see himself with me for the rest of his life, and doesn't really want to get married. Oh and that he hates my dog. FML
Today, I was talking with my wife of five years, and I gave her a few hints about wanting kids. After our talk, she looked at me completely serious and said, "Yeah yeah, kids are great and all, but can't we just get you a dog?" FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, I discovered that in the three days I left my 18-year-old son in charge, my dog had gotten pregnant. When I confronted my son about it, he stated, "I don't want the reputation of being a cock-blocker." FML
Today, my fiancé decided he wants a baby only because our dog is good, quiet, and falls asleep as soon as he starts to cradle her. He thinks a baby will be just like that. FML
Today, my wife isn't speaking to me and is considering separation because I got rid of the puppy she surprised me with for my birthday. She knows I hate dogs and I'm severely allergic to them, but thought it would be a happy case of "Dad later falls in love." FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, I found out that the man I just married doesn't want to have children. We had this conversation multiple times with no problems before getting married, but now he would "rather die" than have children, because according to him, they would ruin his life. FML
Today, I announced to my fiance that I was pregnant with twins. He immediately called off the engagement, furious at me because we "agreed to only have one child". Sorry my embryo decided to split in two. FML
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Top comments
OhAidan 7
He's got his priorities set straight!
perdix 31
You don't want puppies around babies anyways. They make the human race look bad. While the little puppies are zipping around cute as hell, the baby doesn't have the neck strength to hold up its giant bulbous head. Most babies eventually surpass the dogs in intelligence, but early on, it's a blowout for the dogs.
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Comments (108)
OreoBarrelRacer 5
at least you know he'll take care of something once you know it's going to happen
ILoveZombieBoys 13
If you're going to give an excuse at least make an effort to make it soundsl valid. He clearly doesn't want kids
HannahtheRunner 0
That's kind of cute :)
Nyahko 16
Well if you can't "risk" getting pregnant for 2 years the i guess your husband won't be getting laid until he's done "raising" the puppies ;p
ToBeAnnounced 2
Good. The only kids my husband and I will be raising are puppies, no babies for me thanks.
gregkingsley 4
Ha ha ha the bs we come up with sometimes to avoid doing certain things in life amazes me.
maddiewoah 15
I think he just made it obvious that he doesn't want kids.. Children are not distractions. Geez -_-
MMcspifter 2
Children are HUGE distractions, they literally require most if not all of your attention in the early years, and if they don't then you are parenting wrong...
ViviMage 40
Six weeks to weaning. I don't get it. Surely you aren't keeping ALL the puppies?? Yes young
booksrule4life 6
Cute
conqueror57 11
You deserve it. Next time, be a responsible pet owner and get your dog spayed.