Today, my husband and I found out that our dog was pregnant. He now refuses to have kids with me for at least two years, because he wants to raise the puppies without any "distractions". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML
Today, I'm three months pregnant. Hours after the father of my baby bought me a wedding ring, he decided to get drunk and tell me that he doesn't see himself with me for the rest of his life, and doesn't really want to get married. Oh and that he hates my dog. FML
Today, I was talking with my wife of five years, and I gave her a few hints about wanting kids. After our talk, she looked at me completely serious and said, "Yeah yeah, kids are great and all, but can't we just get you a dog?" FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, I discovered that in the three days I left my 18-year-old son in charge, my dog had gotten pregnant. When I confronted my son about it, he stated, "I don't want the reputation of being a cock-blocker." FML
Today, my fiancé decided he wants a baby only because our dog is good, quiet, and falls asleep as soon as he starts to cradle her. He thinks a baby will be just like that. FML
Today, my wife isn't speaking to me and is considering separation because I got rid of the puppy she surprised me with for my birthday. She knows I hate dogs and I'm severely allergic to them, but thought it would be a happy case of "Dad later falls in love." FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, I found out that the man I just married doesn't want to have children. We had this conversation multiple times with no problems before getting married, but now he would "rather die" than have children, because according to him, they would ruin his life. FML
Today, I announced to my fiance that I was pregnant with twins. He immediately called off the engagement, furious at me because we "agreed to only have one child". Sorry my embryo decided to split in two. FML
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OhAidan 7
He's got his priorities set straight!
perdix 31
You don't want puppies around babies anyways. They make the human race look bad. While the little puppies are zipping around cute as hell, the baby doesn't have the neck strength to hold up its giant bulbous head. Most babies eventually surpass the dogs in intelligence, but early on, it's a blowout for the dogs.
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SApprentice 34
If he honestly intends to do that, then it is admirable of him to be hoping to try to keep the puppies. It's the pet parent's fault if the pet gets pregnant, and the offspring are their responsibility. You can't just let random people take them without quite a bit of consideration, and the shelters are overrun. The best case scenario is to try and keep the babies yourself, or at least one or two, if your living conditions allow it. That way less of a burden falls on shelters, or you having to depend on the hope that the people that adopt them won't cause them harm. Raising puppies is very time consuming too, so I could see him wanting to put a hold on having children, until he knows all of the attention can go to the child. Your dog is part of your family, and her world is being turned upside down. Two years isn't that long to wait, especially when it means supporting a family member that you already have.
desertlovebird 11
Well put :)
mysticshroom 2
the responsible thing to do is have them put down right away and the pet fixed, no more problem.
Fsvb 32
@102 I agree on the getting the dog fixed thing, but do you mean killing the puppies after they are born? That is what I understand out of "having them put down". Isn't there a form of animal-abortion? Otherwise the dog has to go through labor, which is a bonding moment with the puppies and then just *BAM* lose them? I think that's kind of cruel, for the mother, mostly.
BriannaRWatson 13
He sounds like an...interesting guy...
elfie82 2
Ahhh hunni he doesnt want kids his looking for an exuse
nikkinurse 10
Get your pet fixed
nissan31 2
Two funny. My he way of putting if off
FoXyLiSaMaRiE 0
He's just using that as an excuse, because most likely he doesn't want kids anytime soon or ever.
spottyblanket 8
Actullay that is wise. Puppies are a massive handful op, seriously--you won't be able to raise a kid. But two years? I say find new homes for the puppies when they are old enough. Sell them, and that can go towards money for the baby. You can't raise them all, just keep one if your husband moans.
Sigil 11
That's just odd.
poptart1427 0
Sounds like an excuse because he doesnt want to have one? Ask him. He'll tell.
ewang_ 12
Tell him you refuse to have sex for a year because you don't want any distractions while raising the puppies.