Today, my husband and I found out that our dog was pregnant. He now refuses to have kids with me for at least two years, because he wants to raise the puppies without any "distractions". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML
Today, I'm three months pregnant. Hours after the father of my baby bought me a wedding ring, he decided to get drunk and tell me that he doesn't see himself with me for the rest of his life, and doesn't really want to get married. Oh and that he hates my dog. FML
Today, I was talking with my wife of five years, and I gave her a few hints about wanting kids. After our talk, she looked at me completely serious and said, "Yeah yeah, kids are great and all, but can't we just get you a dog?" FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, I discovered that in the three days I left my 18-year-old son in charge, my dog had gotten pregnant. When I confronted my son about it, he stated, "I don't want the reputation of being a cock-blocker." FML
Today, my fiancé decided he wants a baby only because our dog is good, quiet, and falls asleep as soon as he starts to cradle her. He thinks a baby will be just like that. FML
Today, my wife isn't speaking to me and is considering separation because I got rid of the puppy she surprised me with for my birthday. She knows I hate dogs and I'm severely allergic to them, but thought it would be a happy case of "Dad later falls in love." FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, I found out that the man I just married doesn't want to have children. We had this conversation multiple times with no problems before getting married, but now he would "rather die" than have children, because according to him, they would ruin his life. FML
Today, I announced to my fiance that I was pregnant with twins. He immediately called off the engagement, furious at me because we "agreed to only have one child". Sorry my embryo decided to split in two. FML
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Top comments
OhAidan 7
He's got his priorities set straight!
perdix 31
You don't want puppies around babies anyways. They make the human race look bad. While the little puppies are zipping around cute as hell, the baby doesn't have the neck strength to hold up its giant bulbous head. Most babies eventually surpass the dogs in intelligence, but early on, it's a blowout for the dogs.
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Comments (108)
desertlovebird 11
Might teach him to be a good parent. This is making me lmao... Way to funny
graphicstyle7 17
Sounds like an "excellent" excuse on his part. You guys need to have a serious talk, sounds like he does not want children.
RenZia777 3
and your husband is a nut job. Nice!
noisebox 1
Well that's just dog gone funny, every dog has his day, in the dog days of summer....
HooHooHa 6
Anybody else thinking of Marley and Me?
mysticshroom 2
either he doesnt want kids with you yet, which you should have worked out by now, or you are married to a ******* twat in which case you deserve it. YDI either way.
Billy_Badass 4
Since when does it take two years to raise puppies?
XxQuartersxX 14
It really would make things easier if ya just wait.
Arista669 3
Sounds like he actually has his head on staright. Even though fhe dog should have been spayed in the first place, still better than human children!
Mabonga 12
no point in having sex then - for 2 years.. he'll sell the dog within a week