Today, as a 26 year-old woman, I had my first orgasm. I gave it to myself. None of my long-term relationships even came close. For almost 26 years I thought I would never have one. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at 26, I bought my first vibrator. I've never really masturbated before, because I've always been with a guy. I used it for the first time, and orgasmed in under 3 minutes. I guess this whole time the guys I've been with hadn’t in fact made me cum as much as I thought. FML
Today, I’m a 28 year-old single mom who has never has never experienced an orgasm. This sucks. FML
Today, I turned 35. I was given my first-ever orgasm by the best lover I've ever had: a massaging shower head from Wal-Mart. That I bought for myself. It was the only gift I received. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, after 5 years of no intimate, sexual contact with a woman, I finally got my chance. Unfortunately, I also discovered that I have full-on erectile dysfunction. I'm 23 years old. FML
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
Today, I learned that I don’t need to fake my orgasms, even though I’ve never been given one. FML
Today, I came two times in a row, for the first time in my life. I'm 45 years-old and I was using my dildo on my myself. I was thinking of my ex, so that's proof my dildo is better. I've been missing out on myself for decades. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, I'm nearly 30 years-old, and not only am I still a virgin, I've never even had my first kiss. FML
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newbiemalestr8 27
you’ve been wanting to ****** since you were born?? I’d guess more like a little more than half your life.
speedy_rudolf 8
so that means you were thinking about sex when you were an infant? if you'd have said 13 years...maybe 17 years...that'd be ok
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newbiemalestr8 27
you’ve been wanting to ****** since you were born?? I’d guess more like a little more than half your life.
speedy_rudolf 8
so that means you were thinking about sex when you were an infant? if you'd have said 13 years...maybe 17 years...that'd be ok
Nikki 17
If you’ve only just figured out how to make yourself ****** how were they supposed to? Now teach any future partners, not every female orgasms the same way