Today, my boyfriend and his parents met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny to walk around with a realistic gun and make references about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my boyfriend's extended family. His grandpa was apparently senile, as he kept calling me "Tilly" and asking me to dance. His relatives thought this hilarious and busted out the video camera. Later, I learned his grandpa is not senile at all - the family was playing a joke on me. FML
Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I reluctantly agreed to bring my boyfriend home to meet my family. He said he wasn’t easily scared and could handle a “weird” family. Two hours later, there was a massive brawl when one uncle hit the other’s wife after she threw wine in his face. Tables were flipped, cops were called. Shit. FML
Today, I introduced my dad to my boyfriend. I gave my dad the middle finger and he thumped me on the head, as we've been playfully doing for years. My boyfriend got all mad and tried to fight my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to a family barbecue. I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the next two hours, he tripped my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, and sprayed him full-force with a water hose. All "accidentally" of course. FML
Today, my dad walked into my school and joked around saying that he's going to shoot my boyfriend. We all laughed. Except my boyfriend. He was sobbing in a corner. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her dad showed me his gun collection, and said the first rule of gun safety is never to point a gun at something you don't intend to kill. All while waving a handgun in my direction and glaring at me with barely suppressed rage. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. After hundreds of passive-aggressive comments, my boyfriend and I went into the kitchen. I started complaining to him about how his parents were horrible and mean. Little did I know, his parents had followed us in and were right behind me. FML
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Top comments
BulletStreet 0
I love your family.
t0phurius 0
Sounds like you have an awesome family. At least he didn't pretend to be a nudist....
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Comments (190)
premiermois 5
Bring your family to Obama's next speech and just watch.
magicoa 0
what is that supposed to mean?
rebelution 0
here we go
jarrettd 27
It was more like a family victory if anything.
Nonamerequired 0
Oh dear lol
bridgette5866 0
this is actually funny as shit.
BulletStreet 0
I love your family.
junjouromantica 0
I know! This should be on MLIA.
DDay35 0
I agree, you should be so happy you have such a cool family. I mean your grandpa must be such a funny guy. And your parents went with it, thats cool.
bholland16 0
I totally agree. That's frickin' awesome. I would be so happy to have a family like that!
Seti_fml 0
there needs to be a third option to choose for fmls. - your life is awesome i would do what the grandfather did. it sounds like it would be fun
ThatDopeKid 0
haha i agree with #126, i wouldve done that too, your grandpa sounds awesome
x5d13 0
Honestly I agree. Your grandpa is freaking awesome.
glassisass 0
thats not a fml. thats really funny. if your boyfriend didnt think it was funny then he doesnt have a sense of humor and you should brake up with him.
Rizzen 27
break*
danthehuman 29
Even if someone doesn't have a particular sense of humor or misses a joke, that doesn't mean you should break up with them. Stop being shallow and dig deeper.
t0phurius 0
Sounds like you have an awesome family. At least he didn't pretend to be a nudist....
spoo 24
I was anticipating the FML to take that turn as I was reading this
Boxingsweets 0
Same here!
Sun_Kissed18 25
Haha same but this is better! Its so funny! Get a sense of humor, I would have loved this
bob1124 0
Your grandpa is hilarious.
neonxsquirrel 0
this is the definition of awesome.
akvandervort 21
Why is this an FML? That's just downright funny!! Laugh about it!!
Asyuz134 0
i would love to have that... so F.U. your life is awesome
kmm 0
That is freaking hilarious. Your family rocks!